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Show I Oinrtii um4 t ttile d.partmam should be mn atlas Kethfesa Kayv. HaiMmim Dwimwrt, (all Lake Taiwan. Lake CKy, Utah. Qwrle. art Mmlted to am eMlen each, written an nly "t aide a the paper, with rH name anal ree at wetter appended) alaa nana ar Initiate ta ; a. seed far ld.ntifia.tiaa la eolumn. AU name ana) addreesee ara hold Hi ' strfcteet eenfieeace. Dm net ottti M peneM. . . . A' . - Da Mat aak for private reply. rar epeclal .ervlea phone Waertea TW Between f 1 and ft a'alaek. . When n.coaeary phone far tita location a any commodity mentioned i ' ' thla department. - - Daap Miaa Kayai i Will yav hal mat I 'I am Sdina antartaln at a tha-! tha-! . flra party far a raaantly marrlad aupla. Th t'rl wauU all hava partnara, aa wauld It ba aarraot for mo ta buy tha tickata, ar Juat what I wauld wa M Would wa buy tlok-at. tlok-at. far tha puaota of hanarf Plaaaa anawar aoon. X. V. 2, (alt LaWa. ' So matter what th party or who tha ruaat. all antartalnmant la provided, pro-vided, by tha hoataaa, ao naturally you mutt arrana; for aaatlnr In tha thantra. Ordinarily tha hoataaa oe-rldoa oe-rldoa juat what aha want at tha thaatra and ha It raaervad. Than aha may allhar moat har fueat In , tha Jobby of tha thaatra, and taka thm ll In with harv or aha may vmnnr nv Traniwwtw v?wa niait them, tf neceaaary to tha va-rloua va-rloua runta, two to each man, you know, and then let them all Join her In tha theatre aa they arrive. In caaa tha rueeta ahould hav been eon g related at th home of tho hoet-! a for any reaoon befora golna; to the theatre, ah could then take them there with her, and they I would follow har la and to their aatj. Pear Miaa Kay. I hav never written to yau before, be-fore, but I know that I am weleom. ;A diaeuaaian haa aem up over my age.' Of eouree, I know hew aid I am. but in thi aaa I need proof, ar rather, I have to anew proof. Now where ahall I writ to attain a dup I (eat a birth eertifieat. or la there any other way I aeuld prove my aoef I waa born In ftfcookton, Utah. How much would a duplicate dupli-cate birth certificate coat 7 Thie hi very important. Miaa Kaye, a an earfy reply would be vary muoh ap . r.w-i.tf4- COOV. A -It Th atata law providing for the recording of birth certificates was not strictly enforced until 1, and unleaa you wero born since that time. It may b Impossible t get a copy of your birth certificate, or a ny proof of your birth save through tha church wher you were christened. If you were born prior to 190ft. and there la any record at all of your birth, It would be In the county clerk's office. Tooele county. Jf born atne that year, than you can be sure of a duplicate copy of your birth certificate, and It may be had from the atate board of health, state capltot, th fee, $1. j Welcome as can be, Kddy. 1 Dear Miaa Kayai ' Omitting th preliminaries, I hav a pet duck and ah haa a beau ar a hubby (whichever It would be ta th deck world). j Aa we ar leaving town aeon the uestien arises. What is ta become of Shorty and her beauf 1 . fa. 0 How to Understand Your Husband 4 (Cnpyrlght lttl (Mew York 4?ve-1 4?ve-1 alng World), Preaa Publishing Co.) THIS HUM AM DYNAMO, The typical A mar lea a hustler, whether he be a book agent that talks 444 words a mlnuts and gets you to slga on ths dvtted line, or the Wall street broker who Juggles with millions and coiners markets, la a tempestuous whirlwind. Whan ha aeea a girl he wants ha ! tikes a wsek off end woo a her Ilka cyclone, and aha, believing It would be fun to be th bride of a ahelk, buya her trousseau ready-made ready-made and canters down th church aisle. J asm tug to th wedding march, and tear a away la a high-powered motor car for a cyclonic wedding tour. Caveman methods may lure the young, but they are ezhsuetinsr aa Se, If you'll jut aay In yeur l-umn l-umn that Shorty and hr beau will be given gratia to anyone who'll gtva her a good heme, preferably oy f the etty, wher a little stream may b handy, I'm sura Shorty and I both will a a area i ate your kindness, kind-ness, and thank you, Oh, aa muchl Ths number is Wss. 4.87R. Salt Lake. Something different again! Wouldn't some of you kiddles who were disappointed when the kittens were passed around last time, be Just as hjppy with Shorty and her husband? If ao, call Waa 4 187-H, and aak for aa Introduction to Mrs. Duck and har mats. Thank you, P. Dear Mia Kayt I would tik t know what a loo-bra loo-bra Is good for. DIPPY. ; Salt Let. Perbapa In your case,-to cultivate culti-vate patience, IMppy dear. And always al-ways to develop th mental processes, pro-cesses, besides tha splendid ua It may be put to In practical application. applica-tion. Go right along with tb atudy, and soon you'll bo abt to answsr tins question, for yourself most perfectly. Dear Miss Kaye This la th f.ret tim I have vr com to you for a question, but I have si way appreciated yeur wonderful won-derful work. Would It be asking to much f you t hav you publish th song, "Just a Dream or You, Dear," er UM me whr I ould looat HT Thanking you very muoh far whatever enswr I may reoeive, I rem, rt, devoted feeder, LITTLE HOUSEWIPC, . - . Salt Lake. A long watt, eh, Uttle Houaa- hife? Sorry. And all this time I've beea making mak-ing an effort for you. I was filled wtth a determination to find this song, partly because I hsd tried and failed before. It la a beautiful beauti-ful thing to my mind, ona of the t neatest old quartets w hav but rack tim It haa been ordered, even from ths shops in Chicago and Baa Francisco, which make .rather a point of supplying old song a the report re-port comes back. hat they cannot locale It. I can't bellev that the eoog Is out of print that anything ao beautiful COULD be; but each a tded effort seems more futile than tne last, so now I appeal to the public First, who knows this song and can tell roe If that la th cor-rt cor-rt title? I had thought It waa. V ill aomeon contribute th words, t it I may publish them? 1 hank you. r PKGGY. Price: Tou fat) to append your name to fur recent query Piry. When V"u supply that. I shall b glad to fnjp,.iy you with Just what you ; wauu tnrry for th delay. I"" A VOTHKR, Draper: You are Just too- late. Other ar-ra.'i.fnienu ar-ra.'i.fnienu hav been mad. TAKE Sir ST OFf imoivg, r'o)ve a srraU piece of soap Is 1 g water and ald two table t : s of ammonia 1-et stand for ' t n.'noiet and the Irons Will o sn-yotfl sod cUaa - we approach 44. The human dyne-r dyne-r mo worka while everyone alae I steeps and solves ths problem of I perpetual motion by never stopping. He hlta all cylinders and aeldom lays up is ths Baraga for repalra Maybe he makes and loses mll-llona mll-llona but he doea not do It for tha Joy of spending the money, but because be-cause his Meal Is sns grand hustle. Oa the side, he Is director In a dosea different oorapanlea sad runs a score of subsidiary Intereata He bass't a lasy bone In his body, and telephones for theatre tickets, or te.egraphe flowers to friend wli on wa anniversary, and plays golf all dsy Sunday, and gets arrested for. scevdtng. and opera tee a private atlll and gives, wine auppera to chorua glrla. with th ease of a slslgbt-oMtaad slslgbt-oMtaad performer. Politico la a a del ine, and a run vr to .Europe a mere bagatelle y ' Someone told him Kapoleoa and I Ruiaoa never needed but four hour , ale, and ao he cuta oat aleeplng. , When he feela seedy he goes to a Turkish bath, but he reads the ticker la the steam room. One of the pet fiction e cf dram-etlets dram-etlets and novaltata la that thla Big Tfmelneee Msa goes at this mlle-a-minute clip solely to dross his wlfs In a bis sod diamond a. Of course, bta family doea become ruinously extravagant, and hi daughters get the Ids that they may aa well buy aa earl, for a final luxury, but don't ever believe that running aa extravagant ex-travagant houaehold waa dad'a original orig-inal Incentive! Society dramas always al-ways picture him returning at ntght to bis Long Island estate, brokea and bankrupt, only to find mother and hs girls careering around Broadway, and so losing thousands In lurid palaces of aln. while father they land la a aahltarlum. Their ! wives ar not try to aav them I from themaelvea leat they be termed I sco) da aad merely precipitate dia- i a ter.. Often the horn an dynamo are technically "good" men. nod a law d or Judge wouM free a woman from thejn. They are fin A-l macs t aea, but rotten husbands! Of .eouree. they die all of a sudden sud-den aad leave a wealthy widow. She usually beats It for Europe, because the mourning veils la Paris are so becoming, and tne a have so murk Islsur and make love so adorably. ah leave an order for her lawyer law-yer to put up a haadaoms sspata-snaaC eata a com aupper alone, the ser-veats ser-veats having mysteriously dlsap-peariad dlsap-peariad The moral 1 that tha mul-t1mtll:onatre mul-t1mtll:onatre elaves for his family, ami aald family give him the air. No; The tired buelnee man hustles hus-tles because he lovea It aa the cherss girl love champagne. It Is the breath of his nostrils: ba would die if he didn't go like the faat cxpree of a road that give you a refund If It loees a minute. The breed la pot confined to th millionaire class either. We knew yeung huabarvda la suburbs wh are -it bitten with th speedmaala that they work all day and do stunts with sight schools or music or lodges every evening, and kill tbem- solve building bara Sunday, till |