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Show I : j CAPITOL JOKES J By WILLIAM J. BURKC. U. a. FJepraaentativa From Fannayl. vania, at Large. I 1 waa driving through tha country, coun-try, campaigning, ona night, and atopped at a amall hotel. My horee waa an old alager. about aa likely lo run away aa tha Waahington monument. Tho negro hoatlrr at tha hotel cama up and aaid: "Haa yntl got a hitchln' rope, Mr. Burke? Vt tla up your horaa for you.- "Never mind. I aaid. ''That horaa wilt atand wtthnul hoing tied. "Taaaab.- aaid tha darkey, "hut won't ho atand Juat aa well tied?" |