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Show Capitol Jokes- By GARLAND DUPRK. ' ' U. S. Wasraaantstlvs Fram Leu lei -ana. Second District. A small boy came into a grocery store and sought out a clerk. "Pleeae write down thla order," he aald. 1 want a bill for IL "Five pownda of onleaa - at - 9 cental ten pounds of augar at IV, cents: half a pound of cheese at U eeate; a doaea aad a half of egg at 41 center four oranges at a cants dosen." "AH right." aald tha clerk. "Where da you want them eent V -Near here," aald the boy. aa ba folded ap tha bill and put It In hla pocket. "But I'm much obliged to yon I had to get my arithmetic, lesson ooaa somehow.' - - . e , . . |