OCR Text |
Show POINTED PARAGRAPHS The aucresaful man la honored and envied. en-vied. Push may get a man In. but he len t l ways welcome-However, welcome-However, the man who knows Juat how to manage a woman never tried It. It takes a matrimonial atom, to curdle the milk of human kindness. When poverty comes In at the door It never stops to wipe Its feet. Competition may be the life of trade, but tt'a tough on the Jealoua lover. Some glrla are so eager to thump a piano they can't even wait to wash the dlahea. It 'a a wonderful thing to he a man whom everybody will trust including the grocer and the butcher When a married man Is in doubt about anything he can always prove that he tan't by arguing the matter with hla wife. When we hear a man boasting about how awfully smart hla wife la wa wonder If ahe waa temporarily Insane when ahe faced the parson with him. |