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Show JUST JOKING it was rf.f;:Tio. "So she rrfutted you" 'That's the lniprrNion f reived." "f'idii't she actually say no?' "S'o. she didn't. All she .-;iM wal 'lia-ha-ha " " Han Francisco Chronicle. "Home of these rust i-t or lead an nlmtesi existence." commented iie Maine farnnT. "They do.1' answered the hired man: "Judging by the way they shoot at a deer and hit a guide.' Washington Mar. IITAT A t INT4 K, "Hand !e that horse ' I on't iet hi .n -handle you" It.-nowetTTfie sertrrnt tithe ti-the cavalry rook ie Just reei ing h:s first lesson. "Give him your spurs. Gouge him:" en n't get close enough to h im?" screamed back the John h steri-ally. American Legion Wet kly. MAHItYIM. A POO It M W. "In the old days many a girl wns atfsfied with love in a eottag.' "Aw. ma. he reasonable . Timr nrc different. Now she must eonsider love In a flivver." louisv.II? tour.t-r-Journal. within not ms. While mnklne a visit to New York a man unmistakably of country oriicln. ' was knocked down in the st reet hy an automobile. A crowd instantly s'ir-rounded s'ir-rounded him with condolences ani questions. "Are j ou hurt, my friend?" kindly asked a gentleman, who wan the Tirt among; the r-t-scuers, as h l; Iped the stranger to his feet and lnu.ii.Ld tli mud and dust from hi, clothes. "Well." came the cautious r-pl of one evidently Riven to noncommittal ' brevity of speech, "it ain't donn me no good' Harper's. . |