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Show zmmm: ' t Sooth Mala street, ITse era. naare catted for walking hor.ee Mr. Brim points oot that bo la tbo oft-montiomd but frequently mythical Constant lUadar. "I waa among the first ta ana- " eerlbe ta Tha Telrarraia whoa M etarted hi 1M. 1 tatna I wee ; abewt aaanber 1. He area took aabaariptlana fa Tha Telegram tha rear, whoa ha . weat ta Mammoth ta ahvk hi a store. 1 think they sent ma tha paper ' fraa, but it waa largely labor af ' love," ba says. . a e' I ticketing by strangers la held by aa IUIaota Judge ta ha Illegal. At least, the parties ought ta he psausily asUadaood. , . 5 . . - a a a Thoughts for Food Many a time my heart has ached On viewing sweet potatoes baked And mashed and baried underneath Marahmallow whip. It ssts my teeth On edge to see a veg-e-table Mated wtih candy. I'm unable Ta stomach auch miscegenation. It ruins each one's reputation. IHirant Flahbeek. In tIM Nw Tars HsreM-Trlswrtj Now, I oan take my spinach straight. Clean every bit from off my piste, Eat all the hash before my eyes . 'Causs I was taught to Hooverlae. But rhubarb puts by teeth on edge, Spare me that and I'll take tha pledge. Its stalk hi slander. Its blush Serena, Se-rena, But, I say, let It blush unseen, a a a Eavesdropping . modern courtship: "Ah, auch a shell -like ear!" "Ukt g tea ihelin "Like a eocoannt shell." OLD MEANIE. The poet office hi almost as quick as a bank to declare a holiday, and they almost had to declare one tha ' other day when Verlea N. Bateman, post office cashier, got a new desk.; The whole farce rallied ta tha eauae with deearatlana and plao- arda ta Impress Mr. Batemaa with tha bonera bestowed apaa him. Ia these daye of gevera-mental gevera-mental economy wen, talk of aeaaamy If s aa amaO Hem to get a aew desk. For a while, what with an tha ornamentation. It looked as if there wouldn't ba any ream fee Mr. Bate man'a elbows, but with considerable -Judicious maneuvering he waa able to find apace for his forearm, and another crisis was appeased, a e e It's a little late for any mere Jokes regarding tha vWt ef the king and queen, aod It's a good thing. Watchdog of the social amenl-tles amenl-tles were holding their breathe, feel- -in aura aemeeao would try ta get aff that eae about, "Kmc inert the ' wife." BUFOBD BOMMKRA. e m m Ths arrest of speeders who drive 40 and SO miles an hour remlnde Joe Briers of when he waa arrested for speeding "about t miles aa hour. , "It was at Saath Temple aad Wsst Temple ha a beet laas," saya Mr. Briers, who Uvea at leal East Mlath Sooth street, n waa driving driv-ing a- delivery wagea for the Glebe aerat market, wMehwaa at |