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Show I FLASHES Of Life SPARTANBURG. S. C- Ftk 19 I) -Did you hv th liquor (or Ml?" Judf Arnold R. Mr- i. , chant ukid a liquor Barter dfndnt at For Moiwy whou homo a No Stale Majbe largo amount of whukr had boon aoiied. "No, air, Judge." "But th officer! aald jrou had It (or aalo." "Well, Judgo, 1 did awap aom of it (or money, but I haven't been aelling it. No, air!" NOT BO ANOF.IJC SEATTLE. Feb. 10 UP A woman customer called Bartender Clay Weyand "Angel Child." Weyand proving he waen't threw a cup at her. "A man who haa been tending bar (or aix yeara ahould bo able to take a little kidding (rom hia cuetomeri." observed Police Judge William Devln, assessing a J3 (Ins. COI.D CRANBROOK, B. C. Feb. 10 ilFl Outside the mercury said 27 below. Inside Ray Lynch'a lunch room the refrigerator door was open. Just "taking the chill off." explained Lynch, because the ice box temperature tempera-ture was 1.1 degreea above that in the room. CHICAGO, Feb. 10 iPtVr. Joseph Jo-seph Powers set out to get a hair cut. As he passed a And Ho Doctor large (ram Finally Urta house an explo-To explo-To Barber Shop sion o( escaping gaa rocked the structure. He broke through a glass-paneled door, groped through smoke and (lames in the baaement and led a man and two children to safely. He hustled them off to a hospital, treated their burns and wounds, and put on hit coat and hat. And so to the barber shop, see CHEAPER TO TRAVEL BALTIMORE, Feb. 10 lPi A 23-day, 23-day, 7200-mile trip (rom Baltimore to Mexico and back haa convinced 12 young men here that they can . travel about as cheaply as they can stay at home. They traveled In a truck, slept In hammocks and cooked their own meals. Total cost: $28 each. MOBILE. Ala.. Feb. 10 (JPtK Mobile contractor knows how a dentist (eels when he pulls the wronMooth. Contractor Dora The contractor Good Job on was low bidder Wrong Building on a $400 rural school roofing project, and proceeded to complete the Job In short time. He presented pre-sented his bill to the county board of education, (or a new roof at Turnerville community but miles (rom the building needing a new roof. NO RELIEF SAVANNAH. Ga., Feb. 10 Wl "I suffer (rom hives." pleaded a (emi- ( nine motorist summoned before Recorder Re-corder H. Meroer Jordan on a speeding speed-ing charge, "and I was hurrying to my doctor to get a treatment (or relief." But a traffic law drive was on. Her (ine was the standard stand-ard . MISSION HEADS ON TOl'R MT. PLEASANT Dr. Henry Randolph of New York, secretary of rural church work o( the board of National Missions of the Presbyterian Presby-terian church, and Dr. William C. Rosa of Salt Lake City, (ield representative repre-sentative of the board of Christian Education, have been guests of the Presbyterian churches and mission workers in southern Utah this week. |