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Show t JUST JOKING. t SMALL TOWN DIVERSION. "Art theie no forward looking people peo-ple in this town?" asked the stranger with a mlaalon. "Yep." replied the village postmaster. post-master. "I guess wa ve got a doxea or so." "Where are they to be found V "They are down at the depot right now waitln' for th' 4:14 accommodation accommoda-tion to roll In." Birmingham Age , Herald. m. JT A MAY FEVER "VICTIM. Movie Magnate 8uch reallstl tears! 8uch genuine emotion. We must raise Miss Filmstar's salary at least five hundred a month. CaUous Director And while you're on the eubject. why not slip a ten-spot ten-spot to the property man who alipped the ragweed Into the foliage Jutt before her big scene? Film Fun. THE USUAL THING. Tommy waa two year younger than Harry and. as Is usual In many such case. Harry's outgrown clothes tell to hia lot. On one occaaion Harry made startling discovery. "I've got a loose tooth," he announced. 'l think I'll pull It out" "Don't -do It," implored Tommy, "or mother will make me wear it.- Harper's Magaxine. STILL DOING BUSINESS. Mrs. Trotter Yea. we're Just back from Colorado. We've been up to the ' top of Plkea Peak. Mrs. Homebody Dear me! I've heard my father speak of going up Pikes Peak when he waa a boy. t had no Idea they still bad it out there. -Boaton Post. |