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Show SPeanut Pietro i 'By Kayem Grier Las night I - gotta letter from Italia frier whosa aska mi "Wot's, matter. Pietro, you holler for helpa me out when you choosta got een. You gotta plenty job een Salt Lake for keek lika hell for hundred years weethout vacash. So please donta slipa your trblley and stoppa da car een seexa meek, Pietro. Everybody and me ees weeth you stronga lika horseradish." So I gotta inspirash and go out for yodle bowl of soup before 1 starta for writa someting. I gotta worse deesgust for son-of-a-gun whosa maka noise lika fog horn when he drinks hees soup. He sounda choost like Teddy Roastankick maka speech for why Presi- dent VVeelson shoulda no go for veesit weeth peace conimish helluva noise and donla mean someting. And while lam eat weeth dees restaurant somebody vella, f "Hello, Pietro! Wot you tink? " Then beeg crowd ees got round I and seet down for maka talk. Everybody maka suggest to me for ikeek Knit mingling. " wfiMH you KeJU m' molhcr-in-law so sheesa leava town," one man aska me. One more say ,heesa got Bolshevik wife and wot sheesa need ees good keek een paper bv ! Pietro. 0 i Mother nun aska me for keeka hees boss "for more money. One aska me for keek Republican, nother for keek DemocratsrTtrid for keeka dees and keeka that so mooch I tink I keeka da bucket before I get out. But one g5od ting happen all one time. Somebody mention strecta car and everybody speaka for once. Each man link heesa line ees worse one and argue heesa getta so hot righta queek there's beeg fight broke loose. So Pietro choost ducka hees nut backa horn weeth nough keek and suggest for seexa weeks more. Wot vou tink? |