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Show ' (ifWaut Retro 'By Kayem Grier tety Commish, Oety and County for S. L. blJg. pear Commish: lam so do gonna mad I li'na to fight Jess Dempsey and Jack Weelard all one time, but both di:es guys are leava town so I ' rita you wot for lam mad. ' j I gotta frien whosa come here for maka leeving and spenda Bees money for resta hees life las week. Heesa gotta only one ife and one leetle kid whosa been born only seen years old. My frien heesa no gotta someplace for leeve een so I go reeth heem for taka look at partment house. But everyplace we ' finda sign, "No Children." My frien heesa greata admire for baby and he tella one partment house man ect's too bad heesa no gotta some kid and heesa sorry for heem. But dees sign donta mean lika that. Every place they tella keem eef hees keepa hees kid heesa no gotta some place for leeve ten. ' j Dees "No Chidlren" sign choost mean eef you're old and no for good some more to anybody, weeth too mooch nervous for sing ind too mooch grouch for play; weeth no sunshine and laugh and rooda nature lika leetle keed, mebbe you can renta some place for twice loo mooch money. But eef you gotta one leetle shaver ihosa worth more by damsite than every partment house een town i-you can sleepa een. streeta for wot they care ? I Yon know, Meester Commish, dees leetle fellers whosa no otta some teeth or hair yet and whosa no spea ver mooch nrleesh they're same kind who choost gotta through weeth licka ell ut of kaiser. - '. 1 link gooda advertise for Salt Lake would be eef you pass law for shoot all dees "no baby" landlords and maka them pay teavy fine afterwards. 'And I tink eef they meeta kaiser In hell metime, Bill eej too better and proud for speaka to them. Weeth besta weesh lam, i Infantly yours, HETRO, Wot you tink?. . . . |