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Show ! Sit Peanut Pi etr o j ' By Kayem Grier ; Meesler Dominick Antonio Santa Claus. Any old smokastack, ' ' Salt Lake. ' i Dear Santa or Claus or both: j Chreestmas ees coma long preety queek so I writa fo asks , youTcw suggests and" favors, bet's longa time 11 o see ancfl tink mebbe you catcha da flu bug and donta sho up dees year. J Las week I try for seex month for getta you on telephone t j I no can do. Evervtime I aska for your number operate sa i someting loud weeth buzz noise een my ear. I canta understan eel she say "My line ees busy," or "lam busy lyin'." For maka con- versash over telephone een Salt Lake ees all same maka pooblic speech everybody hears eet anyway. j But wot" for I writa dees letter ees aska you please do dees for I Chreestmas: Please senda my boss idee for raisa mv wages. Please bringa one box of matches for Telegram editor and' one new pipe. Kef you cant bringa new pipe, please bringa everybody else ! een office a gas mask so we donta have to lay off for bada smell. IHCCS pipe has gotta fri strnnga nnw lika skunk wrcth bad Ji. posish. ) , And Santa Claus, please bringa leetle keeds everyting for good time. Eef you gotta someting for me I wisha please vou send heem to someone whosa no got ver mooch expect for Chreestmas. Eef you gotta plenty for spare mebbe heesa good idee eef vou senda new record to kernel Koastankiek for his talka mach'ino. Heesa good start for casualty list of poleetie honeneads hees "meesing een action-' een front line upstairs. Hopa your well till Chreestmas; lam Keekly yours, Wot vou tink? PIETRO. |