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Show teahut Pietro SEZ Kjy Koyein Grier Yesterday was lhanksjeeva day all over United Slates and' Garfield. Everybody geeva mooch blige ftr soincting and gotta tu!l eeth turkey, religeon and nieence pie. But weethout joke, there was more for jfeeva mooch Hige for lees year than last month. War ees all qucet and flu bii heesa rot preety seek too. But we still had nough kilUdemic left for Eeepa da neighbors from drop cen for Thanksgeeve decner. Turkey Tur-key solda for 40 cents a look, but wc gotta tine meal downtown down-town for hundred dollar. Everybody geeva moocha blire that soldier boys are come back preety soon and that Theoted Roastankick is no member of peace commish. (Eef he was mebbe we.ftta fight whole war over again so he coulda say "1 did it") We geeva moocha blige that sometime every few days we can getta number over -telephone; that een coople more years i mebbe Dr. Beatty can't finda some more flu bug a,nd we can go see vaud villa movie show; that we hava streeta car for rida on when we no gotta ver mooch hurry, and f ir last we gotta chance for seet down on count of flu. ' As a matter and fact we had more to be moocha blige for yesterday yes-terday than ever again. We can hava headache een morning now weethout causa susp sh that we been leet up lika church night before. And eef we gotta rei, nose we can blame cet on weather man stead of saloonman. So wot we care now?. War ees won and eef kaiser and some tf dose Germans Insist for ttill.hanga together I suggest we hang , 'pa; all together. Ect'i least respect we can do for them" now, -; .lYotjoutiaU, |