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Show SAY IT AGAIN ? ' By Herb Price ' ,! Full Trcotmtat In their dally stints with crime : and criminals, the police radio dispatchers dis-patchers have many headaches and problems, so perhaps it's excusable when they grow redundant as this one .did when he advised a car to go to a certain address: I : There are- twe suspicious I character actinf very suspl-doaa suspl-doaa behind a filling station I there." (Thanks, Dick) Sptakiag of Age . "According to this yarn from a Boise paper, that gentleman of 103 years in California is a mere babe,' opines O. E. Blankenship, 8175-4 th East, si he forwards the following: N AMP A A boy on a bicycle swerved around the corner Just as the 891-year-old pedestrian was starting to cross the street. Be (the pedestrian) stepped backward quickly and leaned against a lamp post. The post crashed to the pavement. Police : said It was rusted and broken ; and needed only the slight push te topple It" (Hope we can do the same when j we're that old, too.) Rub II Again She hasn't an Aladdin's lamp, and te all appearance 'twould seem Elise Edmunds doesnt really need one anyway. --. Elise, gal Friday for P. L. Dew and his state troopers, Is lucky : enough without a magic lamp, witness wit-ness this story of fame and for- tune in the far west: Last week she and hubby-to-be BiU Bowerbank closed a deal on an . 11-acre farm in Holladay where , some dsy they hope to raise chickens chick-ens and radishes, among other , things. ; So they returned to town after : the deal was completed, and found I on their arrival that already they'd started to acquire livestock for ' their farm. , Their acquisition came entirely . as a surprise, however, and only as a result of their brief attend-- attend-- ance at the Memorial day "Davis Coanty Sheriffs Posse Show," where they took a chance and were named winners ef an , American Saddler horse, com-pletewtth com-pletewtth saddle, blanket and And this and 11 acres, too! No PfW? Since we've been having all this fun of late with people's names, Mrs. Lucille Fyffe, 1832 Logan ave decided to Join the : act with her own name as exhibit ex-hibit A. , , . Mrs. Fyffe says her last moniker is spelled F-y-f-f-e and pronounced "Fife," but nobody'd ever know it , from the mail she's received. Tve received mall addressed . te: Tjodle Phyfe,' "Lucille Puff e, , Lucille Piffle,' 04X010 Tuffe,' Lucille Tattle and Oreille TyffeT she says, "but the but i: letter I received tops them all. , It said: "Mrs. Lucille PfffeV |