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Show f HERE'S WHERE THE LAUGH COMES INCHEER UP! 1 asked If the audience had given their fellow-townsman a proper reception. "Yes," was the answer; "he was greeted with round after round of silence." AN UNEXPECTED ILLUSTRATION New York Sun. The Trout Dear me! I've heard of the worm turning, but I never thought lt would be like this! v TOO LOW, . ii ' i . Llfe. - , ... ' .. .. Miss Hampacke A penny for - your thoughts, Mr. Stockbond. Mrs. Hampacke (whispers to daughter) Offer him a dollar, Gertie; we've got money, and it's Just as well to let people know it HOUGHING. MEETING-. - Indianapolis Bun.. "Where have you been, John? asked the woman who met him at the head of the stairs. ' , "To she lodge.", "But your hat' Is all. battered la and your clothes are torn." . "Zhure. X was 'nitlated." , TEARS, ETC. Puck. " . .', ' . i-- i' 1 All day long his wife weepa "It is because tears are easier burst into than good society," he murmurs, and tlp- toes stealthily away. ... 4 1 .1 AN OPEN QUESTION. IJppincott's. , Four-year-old Julian had become somewhat some-what perplexed through hearing discus-' discus-' sions of current events and of school topics. top-ics. "Papa," he aaked one day, "which is longer, the alimentary canal or the Panama Pana-ma canal T" - WHAT THEY THOUGHT OF HIM. Harper's Weekly. A member of Mr. Ben Greet's dramatic company tells this story about, a fellow actor: - ' '- ; It seems that during a tour which the company made through the Britiah provinces prov-inces a performance was given one night In the native town of this actor.: In a discussion dis-cussion of the fact, not long after, lt was - ...... ' r '' 1 |