| Show A QUEER NISWSrATEB THS OSTRICH OF CORNWALL ITS I I ECCENTRIC PUBLISHER i I J A JorD1 That Ealts In Orllmhm nl VOIIOD t lIo CaDoTh p Orullolr 1rlbtod It 11 ad lb V Jdltor Ar kd br 110IID n In tho hMr of Cornwall therein I pub llshed nnd read 1 ft ncwspopcr perhaps the j moot mtullar In I nil the world Thin It l 7 Tho Ostrich nnd If tic new not the dey 113 murders crimes nnil mentions should ohk 0 o ethel our nonou 0101 1 ThoOetrlth Is I the very liter for ou toro read ro begin with this singular Cornish c Journal Is I rimed on n delightful 1alo t roso colored pajicr I has n great and ever gaining clrculntlon Throughout Cornwall wall on RCO I teueryw here From Ilym outh to Lands tt1 1 genial old squires and rarpons merry ejcd mnlds fpectnclcd elderly ladles oung bloods In cricket fnnncls or hunting breeches farmers fishermen und laborers may IK teen peacefully peace-fully perusing three rose hued page And every ono con FCC that the fares of Ostrich 1 renders pos cis n nettled look of placidity Jnrt ns 1 nothing In the old luuld dls r tutb them Yes Mid the proprietor n renrnnno hotel Tho Otrlch Is n wondirful paper It settles Iho nerves and brings buck health and fanvpluni Ml people coming J r from tho Hrgo ton ns feUllig should ttt read It I Is I n boon for the mrvous i Ono opens Tho Ottrlcli and tho first thing noticeable I I thnt tertaln wtrds In t the tist aro irlutwl In large hcav tvpo t word llko happ pood i saved success 1 health prate Uautlful nmlnblc nil the tugis nro crowded with them ko that tiny pine the I nit leislon of being 1 kind ot op tinlst chart Diluting out 1 Uiit Is I good and Icautlful on the earth bhoi sighted 1 t people holding the newspaper nt n yard I 3 distance will only lie ablo to ceo thee agmnblo words end besides this In the nrdlnar tell till words like death tutu fortune dcbncss pain aro eireflllly avoid I cst rd lu the ttttlrc OM mt Ut fl I r 10 ollnI vet 1 cr rolul1 < I ccptcd not n dlsrgncablo word Is i rlnted tfr The tyttcm of the publisher is based on I pV tho eel I uncitu t neggrntl tint en As mott jooplo eec lastly Intl idle ni the 1 xru < al lon of lo-n IiiRoof thin row eoloretl laper with I hundreds of pleasant wordi maj naillly bningtheretucrtnnntutuoftolntlln which ho begins illstlnetly to nun tho v or Id through Icon colored glntes Tho inicr Is I npproi rhtcly rUN Tho ° Olrlcli A little plcturo In thu middle ot tho leading represents thin famous bird bur log Its end 1 In tho Laud rndaiiiu intly feeling well content In doing 0 1 ho moll of tho peter IsTvcn of ruth i One half J Is Falsehood This iel e r sums r i up all that las happened In the world i tenioe wcllyII net Ior Ib1 tin ret limns pollllcs elections accidents art 1 and literature Ltir thine in l treated by Tho Ostrich In three columns from his cpcclal vlcwiolnt The first column bears the title What Would H I it Hey to lit H 1 it Hands for Mr Humphry Davy who wai hOn lu lcuteten Im1 hM n mOllm11 there This great Chrltlui and chemist ty chem-ist us Tho Ostrich calls him tho Inventor In-ventor of tho safety lamp U tho model of J all human beings tho rnrdstlel with which everything la mould In thh noinien nun linde itii turin tot non nod k every Item with n commentary lorln I ° Honeo At a banquet at lllrnilnghum Lord hallshur declared that tho lltuatton llt lh o is of the Iormnenien ecu tedsed tent on de I nanded semen consideration b 1 13 would say Tfo consideration only bo h comes tenon by Iord ialUburys uilllng tine There may ton I lees I In tho matter thanonowouldcilect1 Or Iho potato I kristin I cguln necking hlmeelf nulfanco Ott nnrceaetnettt Piontoatody fur ibsen I It theyhavo no tuttle hurve > t at all r 0 peed 15 II D r the fccond column rallnl The Do o I inented of Tomorrow In It nil Important i Impor-tant political iew Islommentcdupon and 5I cormtal for tho motto of tho inner U Even of Imth Ono half J False hood i and molt of tho cmnxtlons of Tho Obtrlch F nro round Decides If ho makes a mis tain It does not matter Ills aim Is 11n 11 II t reached utrJl cunts mr news that boars i tho IeiidlnsUcuientcd in 1 doubted end o lm lost Its eleltlnj quality 1 Still moro ImiKirtaut Is I tho third column col-umn How Dues This Conceit Sle 1 It ono finds Iho greatest 1101 uf Tho I J J Ostrich I contains nil tho news from o foreign countries and bite ritudor ccmril ly symrathlzes I In omteoecrtteniiitioepeh 1 tlr t I helter for what nit to him whether I l resident res-ident Morales or Immoralcs I relglm on tho H Ltn flute river or whether MiiniLuIi has lii i bern kertenexil bj unjiut judges Jut t HflNUklni nreisnecena Unit ould 1 all lw of no eolibeiiuei CQ to him If hocarea for kin tteenee r ICr Tho other columns am called ISothlnR o t i I Inten elliot us And 1 toM 1 wid We Uo Not Uelleto I lull tog 11 I ls tttot cue U ncr Important as It contains allterrlble uclilcnu ihlpwreeks hnA r el l carthqiulin famljie and KI forth The 0 Ostrleh I does not Kllevo In kmh things I tlI o i o Ihu tote i who has Imcnttil this inxullnr 5 mHEjm < Is t Iclm OIUR lor tminil i I rw I > ut l ean ho was H Eehoolteachcr publUhed I J Hjmo laln hlitu and thU bueamo u lour i ralltt tie ottthii uioe jiiiiJo 1 ir Imuloii i < nod IlrUtol und itnidually fonncil his I Ii opinion what would ion nprroiriiito for 5 ILelr health doing II from teriiy 1 human o I t Itnrlan I rlnelle for ho U I now crazy enough to dlktilbuto his paXT tratulluus i ly Iho hotel keepers 1 nmlmhcr Interened 5 rindeM buy him wlmteer tiny like fur It Ills subterllieni ha > c built him u beautiful j J o utile eottalfo 01 burette Head nil over t1 rrownulth red fuehblusand with window i 0 tuuies rhlnlng I I tiha toe tettbeettn nfn 1U0u o tie eeiid rho OI rich I eottnte 1 Among tho subhcrlhers torn Gladstone I t tho 1rlneeu of leek and Mr Arthur bul ° Ihtiu O 5 t J 1 Mthono oMlitnnt Mr Olllis makes up 0 t tho w holo Val > i r Ho la I f fumlllar llgiiro t j I tliruutth Cornwall is I well liked nnd I o ti j bonn his Imlglnif and 1 omloerywherofrce j I tin lamer I W hlsfato kerupuloutly thnr en loin I kiln 11 thort niy curls Ho has petrlrg llelt grnj cjes ai dn mcrrj BTiillo c 1 I liround hoe corner of hL mouth New I tecb toun |
