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Show r . t ; - Most Anything " A WOBD FROM JOSH WISE, Whut's th' use uv tryin' t' find out I something we don't wunt t know 1 2 George Bernard Ehaw declare he would rather aweep street - crossings than live in Idle luxury. If George only preferred that work to writing plsye all of a might be happy. . "A man out in Rochester, la-, aaya Sarah Bernhardt . waa born in thia country, lived here until a young woman, and that she baa relative in a number of American cities. This is quit true, and it' surprising that it should create any comment. Sarah was bora in New York State, and until 5 or S years old waa a playmate of Tai Ann, the Empress Dowager of China, whose folk ran a laundry ia the same block.- The Togoa and Roiestvsnskys lived just around th corner, and all the members of the four families were close friends. 8arah did not appear first in "Unci Tom' Cabin," but in a comedy written by a descendant of William Shakespeare, who lived in Kansas. Persona wishing to know more of the detail of Sarah's Sa-rah's early life, please write. ' ' ' I Rock Flint' is one of the candidate for pension agent in Wisconsin. It la hardly necessary to add that he will bet a hard man for the ether candidates to run against. . "De Bubble says hie new chauffeur is very slow." ! "SI owl Why, that fellow couldn't pass a counterfeit bill. "My testimony was unimportant," said Senator Lodge when 'be left the Boston grand jury room. It doesn't seem possible that Mr. . Lodge could regard anything in which he participated a unimportant. A man ia on of Chicago's suburb advertised adver-tised he would pay as a week for a cook. No applicant - called . th first day but his neighbor did. |