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Show i ...... Most Anything England, Era ore and Italy intend to re-dace re-dace tbe sise of their armies. Russia's f Oh, Japan reduced that. "Your towa aeema ta he a lively, up-to-date place." "But it isn't. We haven't a ainjle automobile au-tomobile faotory tba place." A London fethiea paper ears William J. Bryan s frock coat waa "painfully American" Ameri-can" and shapeleaa, compared to Embassador Reid'e London made coat. But Embaaaador Raid has ao aye on the Presidency. "Whet de you meaa by sari! ha broke out in conversation I" "I mean- ha told It in a burst of eonfl-denee." eonfl-denee." M. E. Infalls, back from Europe, aaya municipal mu-nicipal ownership II a sneeess here, but that txiaiinr conditions would make it a failure here. Wr. Ingella, Mr. Belmont, Mr. Ryan, Mr. Morgan and a few others are "existiaf conditions." A Wsihinfton elsrk who wsa Iste to work only once in twenty-eevea years Is dead- You eaa see the folly ef not being lata. Ithaca, V. Y reports a man who turns blue every time it rains. Baseball fan, probably. prob-ably. On a Sipping Trip. Harry Joiner waot to Celnmbua to spend the Fourth which provee again how far a bee will flay to sip tha sweats from a favorite flower. Paiaasvilla (O.) Telegraph. The Mew York Court ef Appeals has decided de-cided against Lite's dramatis entlo and held that managers mar keep him out ef their theaters. It's an ill wind that blows a dramatis dra-matis eritia aa food. "And rou've been here ala weeks and intend in-tend to star nntil the middle of September!" exclaimed tba woman who had arrived that day. "I don't aee ho yon can do H. Just think ef what a terrible time your husband must be having " "Yee, I think about that occasionally," said the ether woman. "He gave tha bird to a neighbor to take care of, east the dog out to tha eouatry, tha est to the feline hospital, hos-pital, fired tha eook and made plana to take his meals at the best hotel in the city. I can aee from here that where the lawn isn't burnt an it ia covered with weeds three feet high ana going higher, while he and three ef hie old friends are sitting in their pajamas in tha parlor, playing poker keep still, Willie. Clarense, if yon strike him again I'll punish you. No. Jimmy, mamma ia too tired: to take yen fishing today. Edith, what have ro spilled oa that brand new dretal Didn't I tea you sot to play with that bottle bot-tle of Ink again I Yea, my husband ia hav. lag a terrible time." Big Change in "Enpe," Too. Rupert Reetkam of Cadis was in towa Monday calling on boyhood friends. Rupert was at one time one ef tha small boye in Wast Lafayette. Ha wore knee breechee and played. ana old eat. Xow ha ia postmaater at Cadis, a practicing lawyer, a husband and father, and last of all a member of the school board- "Rape" said Wast Lafayette had changed so much since he last paasad through it, aine years ago, that he hardly recognised anything but Catswamp lane and Squire Beall. West Lafayette (O.) Indicator. A Kew York dispatch aaya Mrs. Leslie Carter has enjoyed single lite for upward ef fifteen years. Enjoyed single life! Well, what else could you expect! Tha manager af ana of tha Beaten ball teama baa gone to tha seashore. Strange maa, to go where there are even mora lobsters. |