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Show A TREAT ON THE HOUSE. Francia D. Heath, C. L. Ober ia treating his residence to a fresh cost of paint Chagrin Falls (O.) Vice-President Grammar, tha Standard Oil' a Lake Shore friend, seems to hsvs been stronger on mathematics. Former Senator Burton now rlaima ha is a poor man. Aw, put 'im in jail. Alex Berkman and Emma Goldman hare agreed that their marriage shall ba for two years. That's a long time .o bo tied to either ena of them. "Not worth noticing." says the Standard Oil attorneys, explaining why they will bring no witnesses before the Interstate Commerce commission. Always thought the Standard felt that way about it. "Chugrington has made an assignment for the benefit of hia creditors." "That' a nothing mora than a Tumor. I don't aee how such reports get started." "It's not a humor. It'a the truth. I aaw the papers over at the courthouse." "Oh, he may have made an assignment, but I'll bet it wasn't for the benefit of hia creditors.' |