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Show ' SIGNS FOR BACHELORS. From year to year the :. bridal lore changes slightly, and brides continue superstitious enough to believe in anything any-thing handed- out by. so-called -oracles. Here Is the latest version of old roads to connubial bliss: . January -bride Prudent housekeeper and sweet tempered. February Affectionate wife and tender mother. March Frivolous chatterbox and given to quarreling.. April Inconstant, not Intelligent, fairly good looking. May Handsome, amiable and of a happy hap-py disposition. v June Impetuous and generoua. July Pretty, smart and quick tempered. August Amiable and practical. September Discreet, affable and much liked. , October Pretty, coquettish and' jealous. November Liberal and kind, but ot a wild disposition. ' December Well proportioned, fond of novelty, entertaining and extravagant. It Is unlikely that any 'tried, true and sensible bachelor ' can . be persuaded to choose an ugly -old maid for a partner because of a belief that if they marry in May she will be "handsome, amiable and of . a happy disposition." New York Press, . ' ' |