Show I L MING NING G JANUARY 7 19 1922 Were 1 j 6 t Daily Tours Conducted By Frank Prank A. A Hunt I f BUT SHE DO Blessings on thee little maid maJd Though ho thy y ways are arc fa far r staid fi JP ii With thy rolled down woo wool hose II H And thy nose With thy red cheeks redder st From the tile rouge stick a at t twill tJ will It m With thy bobbed off frizzled to tc Lordy what a frenzied mop mop mop-I Scalloped skirt and coat of f fu r How do you do it on p HIS OWN WORK I Raymond Look Raymond Look here Clara what you mean by keeping me at the corn cor waiting an hour and a a. half halt look like a silly fool JP Clara Clara I I know I kept you ou wait Raymond dear but really you ki you did the tho rest yourself Lond Loni Telegraph I I. I THE POWER Dont you think your wife wo woo like a power churn asked the implement dealer got one now replied I t gaunt Missourian Ah What power operates It Me Kansas Me Kansas City Star NOTHING MORE The lady in the next flat fiat wants borrow your hairbrush I wouldn't let another woman 1 i. i my brush on Cn her hair You dont don't understand Eh She merely wishes to drive a nails Louisville Courier ier Jour Journal 1 When the Utah Chronicle column colum reads this joke he will corrugate Daniel Webster brow in anger angel stood by while the victim relate related l land and the gleam in his left eye ere betra the fact that he had a find V Vwe WL W we are full of regrets but here goes I UI retired fully determined to sl late the next morning said the P po and good natured victim Abou a. a m m. m the bellhop pounded loudly at I door and brought me to my feet feet 1 evidently had made a mistake and tired hastily I had just juat fallen I sweet slumber when bang oo oj more What do you want I falleni deman now fully aroused I want to apologize for waking r up a while ago said the bellhop made a mistake take in the room Dear Col Cal Conductor 1 I I ask to know I arrived In Salt u. u last week from the mine My attil Uon tion was at once attracted by a aia tinkle and I observed a a. pair on toe he feet of ot a l three of ot the numerous e buckles U 28 IT J f closed d. d Now the streets and W w that day were free from moisture It be possible that she wore them the sake of fashion or does it pre I the coming of a flood f OU I Really the poor girls have got wear something r THE WAY OF GODDESSES s Here Is a thought for tor those who s By nature analytic Divinities cannot endure A worshipper turned critic From Prom Jud Judg SHORT OF HELP t Sambo In heaven had bad just Rastus far below on the he asbestos o board Hello Rastus How you tin along I Oh Ise se havin a fine time D Dj I haf l-af to work much Jest shovel in s si coal now and then How you all Ise lse hard bard W We Wet to sweep U up de clouds pull in dest pi switch on de do light ight an give de ole oleI I a shove every mornIn H How come you ou all have so m work to do 7 V Well sah to tell the truth y w kinda short o o 0 help up heah A J-AI J TH THE E REASON jl A colored preacher in Alabama one day talking to one of his a parishioners who ventured to exPo exp the opinion that ministers better paid Ise lse sho glad to hear hearsay hearsay say dat responded the parson war Ise pleased dat you think sola o m of de do ministers So yo yo- ought to get bigger salaries laries salaries'S S 'S S Sl does said the old man lan get a better class of o men men Nati Republican ISN'T IT THE TRUTH TRUTH I Perkins and BRwn wn were walkin Mam l street together W There goes an old buddy of m Perkins remarked as a man pas passe Who Vho is ho he asked Brown Brows l L Bill Bristow poor Bristow-poor poor old Bill Why poor old Bill J Ie I Well its it's this way way Perkins When the w war r broke enlisted and Bill got married Yes go on l Well VeIl cant can't you OU se see I got got a a charge more than two years ago ago National Rep Republican r ANNOYING l The lad lady of the the house house sat re readi dl her drawing room when the nw's rushed In In exclaIm exclaiming ng JH Oh maam ma'am the twins have bave J nurl It In the well M How anno annoying said her mist mis as she languidly changed her pos post Go Into the wry library library very gently gentl as not to disturb Fido and and last number of the Modern Mob Mo magazine It contains an How to Bring Up Children Lo LoJ az Telegraph 1 SURE ENOUGH t Bobb Bobby Nuts Bobby Nuts Nuts grow on trees I they Mother Yes Mother Yes m my child t Ih Bobby Well Bobby Well what tree gives nuts 2 Mother Why MothEr Why Why-er the p SlI i Westfield N. N J. J Leader V VA A teacher was explaining Ing ft to ft class that if one ono wanted to do thing well one had to begin a. 1 bottom when a voice from the thelt interrupted interrupter her 1 How about swimming teach b 9 t |