Show ENING MARCH 2 S j A POINTED QUESTION It was at a college dance The young man had Just been Introduced to her hel heland and after atter a brief briet and awkard silence silene he ventured You Yau are from the West Vest WestI I understand j Yes from fram Indiana she replied Hoosier girl I He Ho started and flushed deeply Wh Thy h er really er-really really he stammered I I 1 I don that know that is Is haven't quite decide yet Boston Boston Transcript WATER WATER EVERYWHERE Professor In engineering class class- class 3 What's a dry dock Stude Stude-A Stude A physician who wont won't out DUt prescriptions Business Envelopes WHERE THEY ARE Where are the boys bays of our aur youth I saw some the other ather night at ata a a meeting of f the tho Oldest Inhabitants Inhabitants- Louisville Courier THE FAVORABLE SYMPTOM Has he r recovered from fram his illness illness' j Practically He doesn't tell you about his operation now unless you as ask him Life I AVOIDING COMPLICATIONS you get a high salaried position po- po in the movies Why should I inquired Senator Sorghum Ive got trouble enough with the homo home folks trying to get them government places without being called upon to use my influence t to tomake tol make everybody a film star Was Was ington Star Is it a clean film Sure The girls get a bath fo fot times in the first reel Louisville Courier GETTING IT STRAIGHT I propose a little toast Stop where you are To eat or to o. o drink j Courier J Courier THE PROBLEM Knicker There Knicker There would be no figh Ing If people get together to talk things thing over Bocker Huh Bocker Huh that's just wh t starts it New New York Herald MIGHT BE THE REASON I must get a new siren for tor my cai ca car Has your old girl given you rou th tao tho shake J Conner TOM SIMS SAYS Stay at home with your cold cald sa say saya a doctor Many of us would like t to tol leave the thing there alone alane S S S Some of the fish caught last summer summed are now six feet long S C S SS S Drinking to excess is considered a avice vice a access cess to drinking a virtue Why dont don't some of ot the reformers in invent in invent n. n vent a shimmy S S S Stamps are being counterfeited new kind of ot mail robber T I u gives aLyen me a cnance to toi find myself says Madalynne l Oben Ober chain She knows where she is at S I S If It the years must have haye thirteen months spring Is the time to add on onS one onel S S S gj J Wonder if it the college six man can solve a railroad time table j Style hints for the future have hae pr dieted that women will go without everything except money S S S Making friends with a policeman w win 11 help you in a pinch S S S SHome H Home me raised girls dont don't grow wild Our P postal stal service lee estimates it lo lost in three months This do donot do dos does s not nat include Wilt Will Hays S e S Men never brag about their payl pa around income tax time Happiness is not being particular We are shipping Argentina pounds of ot powder for tar hunting Vonder If it it is trouble hunting EFFICIENT HUNTER First Simple Nimrod Hey Nimrod Hey don dont shoot hoot Your gun Isn't loaded JB His Ills Partner partner Cant Cant help that th the bird wont won't wait Massachusetts Tech Doo S NOT WORTH WHILE Husband That Husband That is a foolish habit you yz u women have of carrying your our purse purses in n your hands when in the street Wife Wife Why Why is it Husband Husband Because Because a thief could easIly easI easily I ily ly snatch them and get away J Wife TWell if it the husbands of Dt othe other women dont don't give them any more t tut to put ut In their purses than you give m mo moto to 0 put in mine the thief would starve to 0 Edinburgh Scotsman |