Show f J RE D TH U THIS N VEl TAlE r PUBliCITY 1 I fOo Portly Dame of a Thousand downs Gowns Decides to Enter r r i Mo Movie ie Gam Game By CLYDE A A. A BEALS DEALS Unit United d Press Staff Correspondent LO LONDON DON Jan Tan 6 Harken Harken unto this thIs' New Ar Arabian bIan Night KIght the Tale of the Thousand Gowns how a portly dame forsook her modest calling to Become a gran grand l lady how she gathered gathered gath gath- ered myriad change changes of of raiment how she took her her harem and fine raIm raiment nt and went to the land of London I noW how the scribes scribe's s gathered and spread t c her the fame her of-her of her raiment rl Car far over land and sea and how for fOl th good of the of-the the people she was in induced Induced In- In to to to-be to be filmed for the th the movies Now ow h in th the land hod of f Nottingham dwelt Mrs Margaret SmIth SmIth- Wilkinson Smith whom she the stars spinning in their high courses had for foredoomed to become become be- be come great As the seventh forty summer summer summer sum sum- mer of of of her birth sped apace hp paw ce she looked about her and sighed for fine raiment raiment or nt-Jor nt Sor the jewels je rare plumes and furs from the ends of the earth which h gladden the hearts of women For For- Forin in the land landof of Nottingham had labored long and with great faith And had not her labors built builta a a. great sanatorium where the great and good from the far countries gathered gathered gathered gath gath- ered to bathe and to steam off the Juice of the grape And for this she relates had they not also paId paid her hermany hermany many any shekels r SHE Wherefore then did she not forth goforth from the land of ot Nottingham even unto ParIs and unto London there to taste of the fr fruits Its of the earth and to seek out precious raiment and to deck herself in Jn it thus to become a great l lady dy All this she would do So S So it came to pass she f fared red forth and took with her her modest har harm harem m of one husband the third whom third whom the tile stars had foredoomed to succeed d into het- het h r good graces Lithe and youthful was he with hair hall black as the starless night of probably twenty in faceless brown shoes of the finest suede So it came came- cameto to pass that the portly with dame th her modest harem gathered her gre great e store of fine raiment of the finest furs finest furs of gorgeous and beautiful cloth cloth- trimmed with beaten silver or with witt delicate embroidery or with previous pre pre- previous pre pre- Ions jewels Jewels that the hands of multitudinous multi multi- handmaidens had asse assembled assem- assem bled b And Ander er fame spread with the winds and the scribes came a and add d hearkened unto her words and learned that Inthe in inthe inthe the goodness ss of her heart she had hat chosen to have e clothes many and rare to provide pro employment for the people people people peo peo- for fOl the sight of the people without without with with- out bread in their mouths or gold or silver slIver in their hands she she avowed made her heart sore So she told the I scribes Ascribes she spread d her money am and bought many things and provIded m much ch employment Now it came to pass so she told the tho tho scribe who records this tale o of Thousand the Gowns one of these who came cathe to witness her greatness winged forth the tale that she was a gari garian ian CLAIMS CLAIMS CULTURE But she to the teller of this thi s talor talc talc-as as she she sat sat In In inthe the luxurious ro room m heavy with the scent of perfumes I Iam I am not a v I am cultured Vh Why I 1 can write five of styles pen m and I am ambidextrous x u you know I am in the originator of pen painting anI am an and d I 1 am proud to have been the only y pupil of th the late Edwin Ellis Ellis' the fa moue marine painter Because I 1 am a made woman woman and because I seel seele t to to dp do good by spending my money I In n st i a a. a way way ay as to provide employment they s sap say y Im I'm a a a. alian But yot you yoi u t I Ican can an see Ii t J woman woman J JAnd I And it cant card BIG W and good woma wom 1 Wm Vone ne nc spread pread till it rear rell rea one practiced in the ar ar alt Gg pic- pic ture ure Whereupon i t ier t her er begging leave relates b. relates to photograph holograph her in her gy frowns owns I thus and ando thus hus to provide more employment to o put jealousy In the hearts of other I women that they may want more fine raIment and may bu buy and make more employment To all this she agreed But the harem InterruptIng interrupt- interrupt I log Ing ig madame is not to get paid And when later the teller of this tale ale asked about the pictures the great I and nd good lady repeated the story addIng adding add add- Ing ng And we are going to give add the money loney mone we get from the picture to charity 1 And the teller of this tale left the presence of the great and good lady wonderIng what there was new under I Ithe the le sun and recalling that many and devious evious are the the ways of the I great reat god Publicity |