Show ING JANUARY 18 19 1922 Were t J i 0 0 0 rl e e LOCAL COLOR By E. E M. M H. H She You She You are writing a short story stor I understand Where are you laying the plot He lIe lIe-In In Yucatan She She Have Have you been there No lie He No but I have bave have chewed chewed the gum o A 0 I SINGING SMILES I Q Singing is not always alwa's all that Its it cracked up to be especially If IC the singer chances to have a cracked voice Many little singers want to run before heY they can walk says Major l Jack Jacl Allen With some singers whom we have heard the ability to dodge Would Mould hean he be bean hean an advantage But lots of ot singers with true musical Instinct bring brins happy moments moments mo TIO ments with their heir vocal efforts Opera singers and concert artists have large followings So do vaudeville singers sing of oC popular songs register high In public approval Some people find no difficulty culty In getting rid of oC an unwelcome guest they guest they begin to sing Its It's the amateur who incites j his hearers Into a state of agitation Heathe lIeS He's the bird we wo ha had 1 in mind when we I began this paragraph And jokes about this type of singer always hit a high highnote note of oC laughter Just keep in tune and anda a jolly mood join us in our chorus of singing smiles MOVIE METHOD Manager Manager-I I like your our voice Miss I sa Gargle but I cant can't understand the busIness business business busi busI- ness with your our eyes ejes and shoulders I t Ican Ican can see sec no excuse In the song for Cor that Miss Gargle Gargle It It is in the mUsic Right here after the Introduction It says sas vamp till York News vamp ready New read VOICE Acca You Acca-You You have a good voice Why dont don't you cultivate it Well Demic-Well Well you see this is a dry climate and I cant can't get an anything thing to irrigate Irrigate ir irrigate Ir- Ir it with Rice Rice Thresher PERFECTLY KILLING Arthur How Arthur How those old songs do haunt me Gertrude They Gertrude They should Youve You've often often- murdered them Paterson Paterson EN N. N J J. Press NOW SHOULD SHE Speedo Speedo Can Can your wife wiCe sing Peppo Peppo-No Peppo No but she does Topics Topics s of the Day Films 1 t SOCIAL BENEFACTOR BENEFACTOR Howard What Howard What good are you rou at a party Coward I I can talk to the people who cant can't sing and want to sing and prevent prevent pre pre- vent em from doing It Judge Judge SINGER OUTA LUCK News Item Old Item Old Si Lazarus has been i sorta puny this week with lumbago and had to be excused from singing at t Coon Holler church last Sunda Sunday being beIng be- be l Ing too weak to carry a tune or lift lItt rIus t r his Ius Arkansaw voice Arkansaw Thomas Cat t t tOH OH THE BOWERY DOWERY E A wonderful singer was Mamie McGeE McGe I She never was known to get off ocr the key I t L She never was known to get off oft off aw t gwan How could she get off when sh sha sho never got on Vaudeville on-Vaudeville Vaudeville News Topics of ot the Day Films t WATCHFUL f Shopper looking at socks socks socks-Aren't Aren't Arent enl J they they- the rather loud Joud y 1 Shop Assistant Yes Assistant Yes sir The They arE art f specially made for people whose feel feet d dare are in the habit of going asleep asleep- I Judge k VERY POLITE A number of children had been running run run- t king ning across the tho corner of a lawn in Central avenue The woman of the house stopped one of the boys bor a youngster about 7 as he came down do t the he street and said R I dont don't want to catch you OU running across my la lawn wn again like I saw you rou doing yesterday 4 I beg your pardon maam ma'am but I never ran across your lawn yesterday yester yester- day replied the ladYe lad Yes Ye but you ou did I saw you run across It yesterday exclaimed the woman I beg your pardon maam ma'am youre you're a liar maam ma'am and the boy lifted his c cap can ap and went on down the street street street- Indianapolis News y Majorities mean nothing During Q the flood only one man knew enough to get out of the rain HER PRESENT OCCUPATION You say that your our wife went to college before you married her i Yes she did And she thought of taking up law you said Yes but now she's satisfied ed to lay it down Boston Boston Post TOM SIMS SAYS When It came to aircraft the conference conference con con- ference said the sky was the limit Marriages are made In heaven hea di divorces dIvorces dl- dl t are made in haste Spats are b being worn rn says fash- fash ion lon We Ve knew they were being had There are sixty-five sixty different types of women says say's W. W L. L George All It proves Is s that he only knows sixty sixty- five women Health hint When trying trIng to beat beata a train to a crossing crossing succeed succeed Flirting Is Dangerous Dangerous headline headline Yes you are liable to marr marry Home-brew Home blew up p the Zion City police station This Is Zions Zion's first blowout this year rear There Is an an unusually large arge crop of early spring predictions ons Truth Is stra stranger g r to to friction Would you say bre bread d is Js coming down because we knead more more more dough dough Kansas cl City ty woman is taking her first vacation In years ears That Is why she lived to Fine motto Never put off toda today what you OU can wear tomorrow A girl Isn't a jewel because she has hasa hast a rich setting Paul Goebel Is a six inch football captain who says sas he has never been kissed but they will reach him y yet et Nothing is as bad bad as Its rumor l |