Salt Lake Telegram | 1922-01-10 | Page 7 | Here and There

1921 J ING JANUARY 10 1922 II Were n g Daily Tours Conducted By Frank A. A Hunt I NEWS IN RHYME r c O OBy By WILLIAM GODBE drops Dominion post t Ye conference c a makes slight slight- progress And S Senator King makes quite quit boast boast boast- N Says foreign YS sure know knew less 5 We aint goina hav no warships warships ships 5 Or submarines they say Well VeIl have to fight with hatch Less Jess some big guy spoils T Jie play S' S The Tigers bought a famous yet vet A wicked ball he do slam dam He must bo be grand or they'd never stand To put h him 1 in in The Telegram S FORESIGHT Why Why dont don't you write a lo book about that little home town of at yours ours S Id I'd Id I'd like to but hut I have ha to go back there some dav ew f York Sun Why do you object to children n a apartment house As a ma matel mater mat matter ter tel of kindness ls People who are rals- rals rals- rals Ing families cant can't be expected to pay payl the tha r rentals I require Washington S Star f CONFESSION going to give gite us back our beer 55 J Is daily dally conversation Each ach person that I talk to Adds his private confirmation J Some friends of ot mine are au all het bet up Ive I've had no thrill about It I care caro pot not If they give it back Ive I've never been without it n. k a X T TOM SIMS SAYS Mail robbers who want what's co coIng cornIng corn corn- Ing to us get what's coming to toA toA the theA A Frenchman has made gold ou Of off r lead We Ve saw a plumber make of ot a lead pipe once An auto auto is a necessity unless you want to get run over by one The sky is t the limit originated ted o oday ne day when it snowed and rained a at the same time tim A Wonder Vonder if It indigestion tion makes p people ople or if beIn grouchy mak makes them have indigestion nl Jj I Ford rd says ayS is gOO good fox 1000 years A reg ar little tence tury plant t ML M L vJ A movie star who bl hires s. s a it lo double ble for risky stunts c cant can't nt get getTa ti 0 to togo go home for tor him l late at night ight I LYRIC I How the arrogant iris hia wJ ther and fade S SIf St StIf If tho soft summer dew never fell feU And the timid arbutus that hides In Inthe I the shade S I Would no longer make fragrant th Lb to dell Pj All An the tho silver flecked fishes woul l languish and die j Vf Were it not for the tho foam spangle t streams flU Little brooks could not flow without rain fain from the sky L Nor a poet get on without dreams ri If the blossoms refused their pal pa hone honey tho bees I Must in Idleness hunger and nd pire While the moss cannot live when it torn from the trees Nor the waxen globed to twine Were it not for tor the sunshine the b bird rd Id rd'S S 'S sing And Ad nd t the e heavens would never b tJ blue Ml It But of 1111 ll natures nature's works the mos mos mos' wonderful thing m Is how well I get on without yo yot i 5 Dorothy Parker in LiftS Lift'S Lift I S 'S SAW T IT COMING Wife enthusiastically enthusiastically- I saw v. v th most gorgeous chiffonier today deai dea But of course I know we cannot a ford ford k ail Hubby resignedly resIgnedly Wien When haw they promised to deliver Ne It-Ne Nei t York Sun S