Show A most incredible dispatch came cane yesterday fr from flom nn New York to the effect that a passenger ship loaded with wines and liquors Cl's had just landed a load of p passengers i in Now New York and that on the voyage not one of them drank one drop That might have been beon believed except for the oth other r statement that this ship sailed from Glasgow Scotland To people not highly enlightened the possibility there being enough people in all Scotland that do not drink to send a shipload to New York is simply incredible on any ground except that they had strayed in there and had b become be come so lonesome that they were glad to get away It is up to Mr l MacQuisten 1 of the Glasgow Western Vestern company to explain the m mystery ste It is isa isa isa a a little reminder of the old story and cartoon The I cartoon cartoon- showed two fishermen on th the shore peI pe- beside besideS be be- I side sideS a boat and two strangers walking away with despairing faces face And one on shore said to the theother other Sand those gentlemen do lo seem not seem not to be bo pleased No said Sandy they bra nae nac and I took em where there was nae fush Lush C Colonel lonel Watterson in jn the Courier Journal cries crie out Shall ShaH ro wn A send to Baltimore a delegation of Ken Iten- tucky D Democrat able to hold their own in character st standing and efficiency Shall halt Kentucky wear honest raiment and be Kentucky uck J or slime around aa 91 one ona of the It also also ran ran written merely among among t the tho o Shall Kentucky walk upright tand and be Kentucky Ken Ken- tuck tucky or out tit on on stripes and be bo Known as Ko ro o. o 44 11 7 t tA A Scotch prea preacher her with a parishioner once w went vent nt fishing and after toiling over the rocks all the h rn morning to reach th the stream am t they ey concluded d dt t to eat their l luncheon fl heon b before f re commencing to fish Somehow the luncheon was dropped the bettie bet bot tIe with tle with th the Scotch whisky was broken and the tlc bread and herring floated away on the water It was still for a moment and then the dominie said Sanely you are a lay member have you nothing to say 7 t tWe We Ve take it that the Colonel will be in Baltimore Baltimore Balti Balti- more as a lay las member and nd will have sO something to tosa sa say The rhe German squadron is coming this month to celebrate to return the call of our squadron last summer But it ought not to come this month It ought t to 16 wait waif until A August g st st. However r it map may do The Thc offic officers s w probably be be until August getting g to o St. St Louis Loui and ancI the beer in St. St Louis is JS never so I fine as in August and after those officers have hav been two weeks weeks' under the heat at that gathers on that hat that limestone formation between those high h houses uses s sin in u St. St Louis and have av pledged the health of the kaiser raiser in and Budweiser to their hearts hearts' content we shall expect on their return to th their ir ships ship after a a. two weeks' weeks that sleep they will ri rise rie e up and demand that the province of St. St L jouis uis be annexed annexed to the great German empire empire empire-a a provin province e c that h has s str strayed ye away but which inherently inherently inherently belongs to the empire which the Goths and d dedicated in sour beer to all the Germ German Ger Ger- m mn man n gods gods' about the time that Nero was making torches orches out O of Christians in barbarous Rome I The ThA belief betic that large Inre numbers pf pi Japan Japanese sn are arc settling set in jn Korea and that tho the country i is to be trans formed into a Japanese province pro is wholly shaken by till recent census returns for or that kingdom in Ja Janu January u- u ar ary of or this year car the thc tot total l population of Korea was and of this thill nu number all but wore were natives na na- na tives and only were vcr Japanese Eastern P Paper por There ar are s e OO OO P people in India and only about abot But the Brit I rule India A special cable from froni from rt to the New NewYork NewYork I York H Herald r ld reports that Yon Wong S Sal Sai i Sluing Shung a are I republican re- re re 1 pl publican h a le leader has been put to death for bribery Who Wio was vas vas' ii it that sa said d th Chinese were wore not capable ca ca- pable of se self f government 1 Suppose that rule applied ap pl plied in zi the Uie United States States how how many vacancies be in high offices and how many sp speeches e h s no nowadays s would be cut short I 1 r The bf hearing inthe Harry Thaw case has las again bee been postponed post until 1 June une 2 This must be bo most dj disc discouraging in to o Ir l Thaw haw considering that Cole Colo- I Colo-I flEd nel d js I still at large and a great groat many P people pl in t United the States think that even he lie is une ways The rhel ays o of the courts are sometimes sometimes' in in- ble |