Show 1 Telegram Want Ads Pay J THE DREAM OF A VETERAN UMPIRE Tho The Veteran Umpire I Umpire I dreamed that I died and when I reached d heaven haven Mr rr McLean Whose McLean-Whose Whose t rocket pocket did dd you JOll pick pik for the nd ticket rho Tho Veteran Umpire Umpire Never Never mind about that Yours was for the other place anyhow As I was saying I arrived arrived arrived ar ar- ar- ar rived at the gate Kate of hea en and somebody sonic some body bod- throw a pop bottlo bottle from the battlements but bat So r I put on my ma mask k and came camo back again but bt they trot tot wise to the blue suit Then I rolled up m my trousers to the knee took a u bat under my my arm and tot cot ot by The They thought 1 I Iwas 11 was Wis d Mr L. L McLean Good an Good stuff Did it work all right Tile The Veteran Umpire It It surely did i 1 but mt ut 1 I didn't stay is is is it was i tiO io o terribly lonely up thero that I quit walked out out took i a. a Brodie to the tho other reservation ti n and expected to find a all II the umpires that ever o-er lived Uve 1 assembled on the fire fin Mr rr L. L McLean Well McLean-Well Well you Oll found didn't vou The Tho VeterAn Umpire Not Umpire Not one of them It scorns that ono one of them had b en fining finin satan 5 25 and order order- inc ine- him 0 off the field and tho old boy couldn't stand it any longer er He had them all an put out and they thoy are are blowing around upon a wandering wind d dont out ont put of both places and not Dot oven draw draw- ine int salary Mr r. r L. L McLean McLean-I McLean l I only hope dreams como come true truo f l Telegram Want Ads Pay I J DINKELSPIEL I TURF Tenth South and State Street Will Reopen Monday July 2 T Taking aking Vancouver Races TAKE MURRAY TELEPHONE SANDY CA S HYLAND 1 1434 4 3 4 |