Salt Lake Telegram | 1912-08-31 | Page 15 | Eddytoriul

Well WeIl here we are re right on the threshold of September ber or to be bemore bemore bemore more this is the first day of September and the beginning of My how time flies I 1 It dont don't seem but a little while white last spring and not much longer September a yr ago This is to be wrote on the of Its Its Cause In the first place is C caused by summer disappearing When s summer disappears has hasto hasto hasto to take its place so steps in inand inand inand and continues until snow flies Th There e is four seasons spring summer summer summer sum sum- mer and winter And of all the seasons we hate to see sec Ot Ot- tum come the worst The coming of allus reminds reminds reminds re re- minds us that it wont won't be long until winter sets In and we hate winter like a cat hates soap In the winter the snow falls several feet deep in Bingville and and it gits cold to freeze the horns offen a cow and the north wind almost blows a hole through a feller feiler fel fel- ler and we in common with the rest of the inhabitants of this town wastes all our energy in trin to keep front from to deth until joyous joy joy- Otis ous spring comes into our midst m dst agin Not only that but our printing ink runs slowest cold molasses at and d e about the thc Bugle offis seems to be froze up the I towel to which zits gits its as stiff as a aboard aboard aboard I board so that when you bend it in wiping your fase its liable to break in your hands Ott m is also the saddest and most melancholy time of the yr Its It's a sad time for us when we stop to think that most of our O subscribers subscribers' has has' their crops and sold and that in spite of this fackt the dead beets amongst cm em aint paid us a red cent on back on which they owe ve us from 5 to 15 That's why makes us feel that life tife is a snare and a and that what's the use living anyhow anyhow anyhow any any- how Miss Sally Hoskins our talented poet writer promised to write us a P pome ome on for this but at the last minnit Sally come to the offis and explained that owing to the fackt that she was having a an ane anew n ne new w v dress r s made mad for h herself by Miss iss Phoe Phoebe e Hilderbrand and nd our out stylish dressmaker and andias was so so 50 busy having having having hav hav- ing fits being as asi she had had five fits in two days 3 and nd was to have three more fits she hadn't got to writing a pome Son on and she wouldn't w have time timeto to do so for a wl w t or two This This' was a tumble ment to us u's being as s some of Sallys Sally's pomes have appeared in the collums of the Bugle in the past and have been commented on n. n very high by lovers of good Sally has wrote two oh ot three pomes ponies which in the co seat scat papers and she has what you OU might call a In view of the thc fackt that Sally Salty aint wrote no pome on we we print below a pome on the same by some famous orthur whose name has cx aped us for the moment moment moment mo mo- mo- mo ment and the words of the ponte pone has also almost us but as we remember it the same runs as The nela oll da days s lUJ cairn aim aim- saddest of the year 1 It t aint so awful cold as yet But wait t til winter gits here