Show Local OCa Items r We re e need snow snow for or sleighing purposes Winter Vinter apples has begin to sort oi of of meller UP no I Miss i Tabitha Jones Joncs aint be been n very well wen for or a spell back on account of a weak back but we hope nope she will soon be back in good health Skinners Skinner's yeller dog called at pur our office during cur our absence last week and et ct up upa a a quart of paste that W we had prepared Jared for or our own personal personal per per- Bonar use Ue It is discouraging to the editor of a first class newspaper which is the best adv advertising medium rn in the caunt county to meet with a loss like this from a oneT onery mans man's dog which ought aught to be kept tied if f f It dont don't know how to conduct its itself tf in a printing office Cy Hoskins' Hoskins wife has tins knit Cy nine of wool socks for use me this winter She says ys C Cy is awful hard on socks and is too stuck up to wear darned old ones I 1 IAb Ab Snyder tramped over oyer to Wildcat t Mountain last Saturday on a deer hunt He Hc got a shot at a 2 year old steer I over in that section which he thought was wa's a deer until after he mi missed sed it for r which Ab was very ery thankful being ashe as ase ashe he e wouldn't shoot a steer belonging to anybody else intentional Lise Lige Henderson called at the Bugle office to pay par up his his' subscription but jt was pained to find on examination that he had left eft his his- pocketbook at t home in in his o other her Jant pants pants' poc pocket et Lige does t tto this to us us' us every once in 10 a a. while Lige's 5 memory memon has been failing ever since since he begin to to subscribe for the Bugle Eggs still continues high d. d Ras Slocomb has a old hen IJen he thought a a good deal dea of af but as soon oon as eggs went t tup up she hc stopped laying a on an him nim This tirade made Ras so disgusted that he killed her and et ether her for or dinner last Sunday R Ras s says if he had of kno knowd knod d that she was so ao o tuff he would of spared her worthless life When last M Monday a week agos ago's mail arrived at the P P. O. O Eph ph Higgins our P. P M yr f. f was was ivas bizZ doing something else and he lie the mail mailbag mailbag mailbag bag under the counter and forgot all an about its it While cleaning up the P. P 0 O. yesterday r however Eph h came across th the mail mai bag bas and distributed its contents contents con con- tents without delay del delVe Ve We re regard r gard and this as asa asa asa a a good joke on Eph ph also onn on th them n m as as' as had mail wail in in the bag Hez Het ez Underwood has been both bothered red f for or r. r a spell back with a toenail toe- toe nail which ch he couldn't walk walk on without ly 4 limping until he cut a hole in his lis boot boo and let Iet his toe stick put Hez says h bedont hi be dont don't see how a man mace can be Christian a Christiana and aid a ld have a toenail Great surprise was expressed in fn B Bingville Jast last Saturday when Bill Bilt Hepburn Hepburn Hep Hep- burn arrived home from the county seat inthe the in evening sober as a a judge instead of full as goose goose Several of our most respected rc ted citizens called on an Bill Bitt and asked him bim to explain It teems cems that before Bill Bitt had a chance to get his jug filled some fiend in bum human n form ionn format at the county scat seat picked his pockets pocket and stole every cent Bill had bad Bill was very despondent and went to bed early carly Bud Hinckley who aint quite right in his head he a bottle full fun of Jamaica ginger which he found in hit his mothers mother's cupboard on Friday It het bet Bud up considerable but otherwise it was not fat fatal J r |