Show 1 THE BINGVILLE I BUGLE The Leading Paper o of the County Bright Bustling Bright t Breezy E Bellicose Bustling i I i I now How doth tie the bul brier bee ImproTe ach each boar boarEr bouro boar bour- o By Er boney bon ill ell the From ner- ner opening floor nour I The d medium l la to tb the country It If Itou you jon ou teller benee lIne la come coma and Ind see nee u see 01 For tarth farther r Information can call en OD r address the Our officious and popular postmaster Mr Ir Eph Higgins handed us a copy of ofa a Boston n ni newspaper day and re- re called aIled our attention to the following news neos item which appeared in inUs Its Us columns An anonymous r reader ader has mailed us usa usa usa a copy cop of the thc ine Bing Bugle a rural newspaper published in the interests in interests in- in of Bingville an and ami environ environs A careful perusal of the Bugle reveals a ignorance in the spelling of even common English words and the makeup of the sheet is about years ears behind the times Some of the items are ver very ludicrous and the advertisements would make a horse laugh The Bing Bingville Bugle no doubt serves a purpose e in the backwoods district ct where it is published published pub pub- I I but it is deplorable that there should exist a community where the natives are satisfied d with a publication so crude as the Bugle Until the cit city papers penetrate to Bingville that village vil vil- village il lage laJe must remain in pitiable isolation c cut t off hopelessly from the worlds world's i pro progress ress I There was no name signed ed to the article and we dont don't even know the I name of the paper the above was in in being as the top p part art was tore off when Postmaster Higgins received it Any Any- Anyhow Anyhow how it was nothing but a 3 sample copy and aint hardly fit to put on kitchen cupboard shelves In reply to the above scurrilous and on the Bugle we desire to state that the Bugle aint needing advice ice from any wooden headed milk- milk water and-water c city h newspaper editor It ItI has been our misfortune several times I in the past to read some of the tho city newspapers and our life would be purer and cleaner if we hadn't Heretofore Heretofore Heretofore Here Here- we have hwe never criticized city papers because we make it a a. rule rute to tend str strictly to our own business business' but the above aboe assault sault shall not pass pats un un- noticed The contents of a city paper is made up largely of murders wars wars suicides s sand and advertisements ad which you can cant can't t believe on oath The They aint fit fit to be be read in a refined family and Bm Bingville is to be he that their evil eil has not yet reached reach our midst to pollute us and lind bring blight and ruin ruin on our homes City papers spend most of pf their time printIng print printing print print- i ing ng one thin thing one day and arid denying it ithe the next Ananias was counted a pretty fair liar in his age and generation but Ananias couldn't lie fast enough to be bc editor of a city new newspaper paper more snore than 24 hours Truth crushed to earth will rise again but it never rises in a city newspaper and dont don't you forget it Ve We would like to meet the half-breed half literary cur who wrote the tho above aboc slanderous article against the Bugle We Ve would like to meet him out in m the open for about 10 minutes That would be long enough to make him his words and pray like a mongrel for or mercy He U says saye Some of the items are very ludicrous and the advertisements would make mak a horse lau laugh h The blamed fool talks as if he thought we e was waft running a comic cOlnic weekly All An we have got sot to sa say in conclusion is i that our spelling may mav not always with h the dictionary dud and that Will c wo I dont don't try to put on many fancy frills and didos but we do manage to tell the truth occasionally and our oar in- in in- in flooence cant can't be bought 1 by a. a mess amess of pottage and nd a two for cigar either We Ve hope that the white-livered white sour sour- stomached parody on a human being who wrote the above c criticism of the Bugle may live to realize that he lie wa was created to impersonate a jackass and not to write for a newspaper I Subscribe for the the Bugle I |