Show FACULTY TO PLAY HI UTAH AU SENIOR TEAM Profs Said to Be Getting Cold Feet However and Wont Play The faculty football team of the thc mil mil- was out for practice for tho the first time last evening and the professors sors furnished some somo of the best sport for tor students of the tho game that has been seen on Cummings field for many days Roberts Robinson and aud Hedger showed that they were past masters masters' at the game but the others would find it profitable pro prof to have their workouts before au an audience which had been charged admission ad mission as they are arc about tho best joke that has been sprung about tho the school From tho the abilities shown by the tho faculty fac football comedians at tho the rehearsal yesterday afternoon tho the farce farco Friday i afternoon when the faculty plays the tho seniors should be bo one of the feature events of tho the year It is peculiar how tho professors thereal tho the real ical members of the tho faculty havo have dodged cd tho tim game On the tho eleven that was out 13 last it night there thero were welo two professors pro pro- lessors and n nine nine no instructors instructor There Thero is plenty of material amon among tho the professors sors but it is a plain case caso of cold feet feet and Prof l' l F. F W. W Reynolds of tho En English d department and Professor Knowlton of physics arc no tho the only ones who were game lIno enough to make good goodon on tho the faculty's o to play the seniors Time Tho ho other members of th the team will be for fot t he most part r dents who are arc putting in a a. few of their spare paro hours as ns instructors in tho labora labora- t ton 0 rv I In Tn in years gone ono br r faculty teams have ha been organised and ana almost almot every player on the team was a professor but Jut tho the this time have c shifted tho the honor to tho time student instructors It Ita was a rumored when the team was first firsts ol organized ed l this year ear that the lineup would be bo picked from tho time faculty that i is thoe who have o votes otes in th that t exalted body lOdY but one by II on one tho the exponents ex ci- of learning framing made graceful getaways get get- ct a a. a and now no thero Ire are only two left heft Parental objection is offered by hy Profesor Pro Pro- fc or Cora as IS his excuse II lie IIo saul said that flint lie he would like to get Jet in the tho game hut but hi his folks wont t let Jet him Professor Pro fc fessor or Lyman will he be another man n who ho hois is missed He lie boasts ts of hein being tho the hi biggest big gest ef t. t man in hi the time school hool pro professor sor or student spends 80 so much time timo telling tell tell- in ing int the time students of his enormous pro pio- portion t 11 t. t ho hr ha has earned the name of II Windy Wi Dirk ut when jt it to lo a n game m of h he thinks it is iston iston ton loo and brutal Dr William CIa Clarence Truce is another an nn- other story teller HP TIt confines hi his tales talIs n to what hat he lie did nt at the University Uni of Pennsylvania hut but when it com s to real football he is amon among the thc missing |