Show i NOT AN EGG EeG CC THAT TEAT TOfT WASN'T COOKED BUT BT BUTi i THAT KILLED RESTAURANT CHEf I CHICAGO March 1 In 1 In a con coil at tho ho police station G. G C. C Harbaugh a waiter altor awaits awalt formal arraignment for killing Charles A. A Ken Kelly a 0 cook h by plunging a carvIng knife through his heart Harbaugh Harbaugh Har Har- baugh hugh had ordered three thre e e. eggs g S' for tor a customer the cook blundered and prepared prepared pre pre- pared only onh only two and the tho waiter Insanely angry slew him after a short hort quarrel Tho ser sergeant who took Harbaugh h Into I custody custod gave a philosophical view few of 0 the crime vh when whon n ho he had disposed of or his captive Now o you ou write this up no lie the two mon men urged dont go and Ra ay say Quarreled over an egg Nothing of ot tho the kind happened The egg was Just an no Incident nt You might as well wen say Ray that those s B seventy enl men ere l kl killed rJ out atthe at I tho the crib by 1 a 8 parlor match What killed them wan as dynamite What hat killed k 11 d K I lI I Iwas was Harb Harbaugh's grouch Touch Tho The egg Just I started Harbaugh's grouch going You n needn't blame Harbaugh h too much for or having that grouch either Moet men have o grouches Another name for them la Is deranged nerves The They dont don't always ys bring on a murder but they're responsible for tor a 1 big percentage of or tho the i minor crimes The average a grouch grouth Is III Isas IIII Isas as a dangerous to human life lire AS ns a ton of dynamite t It breaks brenk up families 8 b bv by causing caus caus- I In log ing quarrels Quarrel at the breakfast table tamo j It makes partners partner fight and brings on hank hank- It has hn started as man many men on th the road to ruin as whisky This murder was Wall committed Into inthe In Inthe the tho da day Harbaugh H had been working since c early earb morning with the grouch accumulating accumulating ac ac- ac cumulating all nil the time When hen that customer cus Cut tomer ordered tho the e eggs ho was vas Just about ready to blow up tip Finally the eggs camean came an and thore there were on only I two of or them Tho The customer r kicks to Harbaugh Ha blaming him Theres There's the parlor match that lit the tue dynamite Tho The cook and the tho waiter quarreled 1 Harbaugh goes for or the carving knife It t was Ili the easiest thing within reach One swing of tho the knife and It all aU over I Kellys Kelly's ells ell's on the floor leer dead Harbaugh Is II standing over o him with the knIfe In his hand wondering how It nil all happened Then come the police and Harbaugh's on I his wa way to the station and maybe maybo to the I gallows 1 I |