Show arie Cahill o on I the Chorus Girl r f L 1 i r rr r Y YN N f r r E I x j wi 1 f fJ d F rl 1 i I A i S I I t I I I 1 I Il lf lI l- l I I f- f fI I t Ica I y I II ay 2 y B 4 t S SiT iT 1 MISS MIS MARJE CAI 3 CAHILL r LL z fro f so o life lire on tho mho static stage isn't all an beerY beer Y d 11 n R merry mrry rom romp p and ami nIl t then f n a aji aI I I I ji jime Jam Jams James s In a limousine Not o at atI I U. U Hut But ut let Iet Ret down to lo cases casts as ast t they 1 say nay familiarly I And 00 ill settled herself In her herand I I and looked very cn solemn that solemn that IB in lemn i for Mira Ji Cahill for or at I h ater r. r T whore jh h rc aim shu N I starring In tho tiro il pl play 1 Tilt The loys Hos and nett Betty Hetty I cs th the life cite of tho the party Slur Slip Sh was as I I at her ier hotel apartment M had l en en n asked k il what she sho thought bout stage life in Jn general and the tho happy IM cf of f tho the chorus girl Irl in hm particular Then your to a R. girl girl Irl wishing eo go on tho stage taso Is is Dont Don't 7 Oh fudge Thc cr c came m from Miss Cahill Ilko he ht popping of a no cork Look hare young roun ma man n dIll did you OU ever fr havo you lOU nn any iN Well th then n. n some pome of C your friends friend had sisters 1 Im I'm In sure rC Yes Ten Goal Well ell did aver r you yon notice that at a certain time the they wet set It stage struck and truck and hard at rat that Its It's Jl's a germ Kerm j if you 1 0 like anI and It works destruction with the young ung womans woman's JI penco of or mind sail and nl alro with tho the pear of the tho whole household Hut haul tha that's ts t's neither hero nor 1101 there for fr If that t oun person makes N tJ Pup up I h. mind tg tv go on wh why then tin re's S j yen n n end cud to lo every ry other plan She's simply sim- sim J PI ply ly got to satisfy t that longing its its it's II like O On n a old year year old craving for lor candy Im-I Im No Ne I mister and wl nothing I else QUItA jit OH as goodWell good Well 15 I o that If It they've really tot got to po go on better make them aa as happy pas D ni possible pol while th they're y c on In I 1 dont don't bc- bc O JI In attn Ie the stage A young Ionian asked d a k kd d mo me once If Ir I did sho did sho panted wanted to write a piece pIcco for fur her paper lapel I I about it It and and 1 lau laughed so sn hard I hurt myself Were We're far ar too loo busy dl digging and grinding to have 0 limo limb to lo elevate lo the stage nt Brides wc were we're doln doing Just lust n about bout boutu u ag as well aa nil carl care bo be expected behind tho the thank you jou 0 in fn Clean Stage But nul what Wh I do believe In I Is cleaning o aURo You know some time years time years rs they sro f thc they started in to clean up vaude- vaude and tho rho first thing thc they dl did l was to sweep the tho SI stage gc wash walh lh the woodwork repair it 11 and anti clean out time the dressing 1 rooms room Yon You know clean surroundings and to oj clothes have a n tremendous et taco eo upon chorus girls I 1 mean a real The girls with me mime arc nr t rol of together like sheep Is sheep is that the hl right term nor term nor do the they have o dirt dirty quarters to dress In I give I e them pretty rocks to wear attractive lingerie sill silk and stockings and it sort of or gives sl them to live lI up lo to dont don't you von know I i And wh h when n fI you treat at them like Ilke human wiry ih th then n they oct net lII like e humans Jon on the Iho stage lage None of at tho tiro 3 lackadaisical ln In g othe on the tho stage lolling aroun around gum Rn and l singing out or of the other corner of the llo c are arc the tho merry But nut I expect girls Irli to 10 point my tai po point nl their loC toes out out out-no no duck luck feet thank you and to sing as thought the they rere not nil all orphans And mud when th they O learo Leav the stage c no tint dying In the he wings s eft eff stage they thoy oy mu must t sing sIne S even o x n after they arc are t How low to Train Them hew mo t And cd its ll's so eo simple to keep kep them theta keyed II Ply when i I CM call the they y la IaP D s e from theater graceI grace I keep a rehearsal I D thrall l m In ln at 10 a. a m m. and a while after the th perform perform- I i n Th Then n you You'll ll 1 Leo 0 drool drooping ln faces and aril Arning 1 ng mouths and forman at al the next I er- er r- r w n l corners of f their they y so go u on on the corners u I t mouths kind a arc nIl all H turned up In the thc of You ou a n Sunny Jim expression know aut it when hc von Oll y lIly think the l' l easier er t time chorus she GIrl erf Irl ras as an 11 iy course th Ole than limn Bho use used d to tread h hn ve Of if I Irr path v fO e but a are t al 1 who t tread ra th the pat 01 but them n. loo tou t 1 i That 1 s In InI I human ever every nature nature Profession and bUl business nd then too tOI nee get GH Lr broken Roane Kome trio then harle don on tinn but stage but they hl I Mn n probably P get B t broken h hearted I he maid rf IJ fa d they d dd t 1 to too You Tow know I 1 p II what n hc full bellee I of Iris wll who have navr given Il they m A 1 11 ti- ti y o lt iL a stage laco e ca r UI e Cr Ii n n J TM John n and anti v ha 1 little l Bud and MX tx Marys gray Veil Wull the y sigh RIh Y time they ny srI nee tn three with r a tr- tr sum ct t r twofer II some Home actress actress' name nacre on It i Ambition to fa for z l' Talent s 's lent t I c Im I'm serious firs that i 1 Y You will Viet thero r 1 air uit rn who f J ambition i fur for taint nl ave 11 They y have Ita t n to tb fare fai-c tips HIM bile ilium titan than th oll 1 J haw have t h to tn drive a f four hum on r 1 l ii-l ion n J Cla j one hi h street r It t u a r It not Lie down JIlo J this hiM th there re tint carrying In r Ira im tI 1 R a tm ima i ar feSl 5 ulon It In s nL with n 1 raking g time the rater tr and the ii gums glaM ra wa Igo ICI if arC ire And 11 1 dink clink lullow W a t C b L by ter t pert next to was waK JE I it t nr a s bottle of k X Now J J I. I Ml i that Jar jor you shill ex c- c t f I I t 10 arc r. r n ago o 1 J i used Us 1 to laush laugh lauh r- r II in III the fare raf l. l III myr nusa my- my a 1 F dour dooms every tim this 1 l I au glut tt with Ith hi an on on the i f tare l ex v nr l- l anti and no Imi leer candi going about r In h r han the ng Jab h h h h h-h h h a and sue or of r vocal QC I I a against t The be Last Straw But D l I 1 I scam nl to In y voice liV hn have C rem t come e to lo It Jt- Jt for m s esly played the hollday slut Ut ul with nil all m een n 1 i O a sir Ir 1 t mein n tho the many many- n hind hind- s tm give am a ou and and p Jand and wora i New row Year Jt It ot worse wars and Ek my of OJ r kin ne SM Mend friend that thu toll H. H still kinder you kl caw Fume one JOC tU Out Jut runt Oh Ob h ll Its ita all au right but loos Cahill t r r I I I I I I I I I has lias that kind of ot a voice dont don't you jou ou I know 55 11 I bolted to to toa tol a doctor as aR fast a as asI asI I could rand could and you ou see ago I tike take my chIt like 1110 a very good child too nut Bill coming right back Jack from the provinces pro and the medicine man uman did dill you O l ever er stop to think how grateful the thA public public pub pub- lic plc ought hl to be Lr these these- days as a's Why 11 Simply Simply Sim Sim- ImI ply because the thea chorus I man moan who ho carried the spear f hums has gone Into tho the dust hox box of oblivion Do Io you ou remember him lie used uld to look like lII a n proc professional mourner and you could 1 COUll count t tho time pads palls ho used to LO help out omit nature or 01 himself Passing of tho the Show Girl And nd then too theres there's rc's tho the happy happ passing a away U 1 of the show girl What a relief elief You r that you ou always v ond Ted what In the tine world was tho the reason reason rea rea- son for that third one ono from the tile cn end any any- wa And Ind they would always walk to the footlights and look at the audience as 3 though It U hurt them therm their noses tilted as thou through though h sonic om ome over o ripe within hulling distance and then they would all nil nod in unison and look marvelously J useless They avero marvels and how the they mana managed ed to stay ns as lon long an as lh tI they y dl did l inn has always alwa's puzzled me But Ido I Ido Ido do know Jenow that when shil and time tho old pad padded ell carry the car the S1 ear car man died tho the whole world heaved hea a sIgh of happy happ re- re re lief Must you ou go Well tell loll them not to worry wormy too much about tho the chorus There am art some charming young women amon among I them who will work ork their way up some ome day In And besides the chorus girl of today to today to- to i day rillY is s actual actually of some omo u use e on tho the sla stage JI Sho hl sings she's animated 1 and l' l sure sho ho means something to the piece In which sir sho appears ap- ap pears and also alo to the time audience That Thais s m my especially If It you OU t ther treat treather treather her right You know lenow my limy girls' girls clothes am are ma made lo h by the same flame costumer who wi makes my stage frocks rock They Thoy know that and In consequence none nono of them refers to me mime as a 0 a n stuck stick hll up thing but hut butor or on a flue footing And nd wore were all pretty prelly happy too thank you ou So long I ISho Sho She Wonders Wh Why I II I Miss lIss Cahill spoke without any excite excitement ment although it was 15 u e subject that doubtless s Interested rested d her a lot Como Somo one y s am-s and nUll years urs H mug ago t rote that mat Ml Mss s Cahill Ca Ca- hlll hill must be IH an Meal ideal p person to take c toa to tofa tou u fa tiro because she was waR always so 10 col col- And In him truth she Hh h apP appeared to be b fl Tin Tim reporter r was nut emit in time the hall when th the actress adress called d to him with a 1 query ury u ry I 1 say ta why wh do Iu foil folks folka have ha such lIch a curiosity curl curl- 0 about u us anyway 15 IJ Why by do 10 thc they cadre ache tf to know what whaL 1 land kind of ot cheese c we c catIn eat cat In private life and how Ilow many buttons are tiro on our Rhoen ho IJ Why do du you know the other day a a. timid soul approached m lOP Inc and ami asked with quaking voice of Does Doe it hurt to nut nul on the lire paint 7 Fancy that I A And Aud with a lau laugh h sumo sho dos closed the time Ilo r of hr err apartment A 1 Joll lolly NUI Is l I Miss Cahill both at homo home and anel on tho the stage otage |