Show I WITH THE II BIG MAN BIG CHAIR BIG PAY A bigger man and I larger ner office chair for tor I President resi resident would sem 1101 to ta bo ho appropriate dent Taft Toledo Tart Toledo Blade BI BUT NOT ALWAYS In an n I There's Theres on ono one admirable quality after dinner speech That Is III It shows a aman I man Is still till not only onh willing but ablo to speak Dayton Dayton I Herald ler hl MAKE THIS RECORD So Sn far tho time open support of or Charles P r Taft Tart con consists wholly of oC time the Hamilton county del delegation atlon Time Tho machine should be lie able to do iO hotter better than tl that Steu lt-Steu- Steu- Steu benville UP OR DOWN It Is evident nt that In order to find a n. worthy Orth 8 successor CC of or Senator tho the Pennsylvanians Pennsylvania will either have ve to mn down th tImi senator or mark up the time candi dates Cleveland Plain a Dealer I i TIlE THE HAT MAKES THE MAN If It tho the likeness ne s of or Charles P. P Taft as given In ono one of or the tho state papers rg b be a n arile atrue true truc rile one someone should suggest to him hini that he spend a n. part of dt C that half hair a million million mil mu- lion dollars for tor n tl new hat Marlon Marlon Mir Mir- I IT GIVES REP MAJORITY I In If It charges of oC municipal corruption conniption Pittsburg are proved tho thu smoky city has imas need o of a gift in of ot a n good strong building and and It IS fA not a n library lIbrary for for time the accommodation of tho ho guilty guilty Canton Canton tor tory A DARK LANTERN CENSUS TIme The Jap are going to take tako a n census of or ortho tho the cats In the tho country countr It If th time the cat has the time game samo habits as the time American cat It is 19 going to require a n. lot of nl night ht work to enumerate all of them Dayton Dayton News NOW THE DUSTMAN P. P I L. 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