Show THIS FAT FATTO MAN WANTS WANTS' i TO TO ENLIST DESPITE AGE I i I Uncle Sam has a chance to win a red redI I blooded patriot I for his sea fighting t force Il J if local navy recruiting lt officers can solve II the secret of ot assimilating avoirdupois and I patriotism But the tho saying that a fat man hasn't a chance at a feminine t tete tete-a-tete or a asocial asocial I social function also holds good in the navy The local officers are In receipt of ot a aletter aletter letter from a corpulent Incapacitated miner of or Gold Hill Utah who wants to todo todo todo R. R do his hla bit The Thc letter is from W. W Darnall and was received toda today in re response response re- re to a II circular sent out by the local officers Following is the letter in full tun Received your letter tonight and In reply will say that nothing would suit m me better But I couldn't get to first base on an examination in the first place Iam I Iam Iam am 52 years old weigh pounds little Utile hard of oC hearing and my e eyesight isn't asgood as asgood asgood I good as it used to be But believe me I can do more work j i than lots of these young cigarette fiends that are not half as old as I am I have I been following the mining game for fifteen fifteen I teen years ears and if it Uncle Sam has got a ajob ajob I job for the likes of me just let me know and Ill I'll be Johnnie Johnme on the spot Signed W V R R. DARNALL P |