| Show II HIS is the he photograph of a soldier precipitated a combat combat com corn T THIS L bat hat of titanic proportions I T at I I II 1 I. I t Nervy Press Agent Takes Count but G Gets ts His I I I Wish After Regaining Consciousness t I I I HAT this this country I fP i needs said Eyre Pow- Pow V V V I ell eli the Hard Boiled Press Agent Is Pictorial Pictorial Pic Pie I tonal Pep mean Pictorial Pep piped up the editor in capital capital capi capi- tal letters I A ton pictures returned Powell Pow Pow- I ell eli the H. H B. B P. P AWe AWe A. A We Ve dont don't print anything else else else- if we can help it said the editor 1 in italic lower case words for emphasis Now you take soldiers soldiers soldiers- beI began began be be- I gan san the H. H B. B P. P ABut ABut A. A But we dont don't interposed the editor in boldfaced caps I Most lost pictures of soldiers went wenton on on l Powell are aro all alike s alilce same me II old pose same ol old clothes same old grin grin grin- If Jf you try to work a a. picture of or a It group of soldiers looking out of a a. car window onto us I 1 shall shaH call up the reserves said the editor editor editor edi edi- tor In long primer lower case My Iy camera would wO blush with shame bhame if I pointed It H at em said Mr P. P gracefully chewing a to toothpick It has always been our policy to refuse to print pictures of near I soldiers real soldiers rs or really soldiers sol sol sol- I diers liers who pose for tor their photographs photo photo- I graphs and we have angered many I a fond mother moth r said the editor In I agate lower case but by employ employ- I ins ing great presence of mind we have managed to survive their I strafing I It rt shall shan never er be said of ot Eyre Byre I I Powell the Hard Boiled Press Agent that he ever took one of I them pictures said the tho H. H B. B P. P ATo ATo A. A To which I might add that he lie I will never get anything like that by ly bIn In this newspaper If It ever he changes his mind remarked the I editor In nonpareil full face I have here said Powell a picture of of- ofa a soldier soldier soldier-a a soldier whose name Is Bill He lIe Is now in I your our city but hes he's going away away to to Camp Kearny He lIe posed for this picture it is true I I- I After kindly reporters had re revived re- re I the Hard Boiled Press Agent and calm once more pervaded the I restaurant perfumed atmosphere I of the editorial offices Mr Powell 11 arose shakily from the waste basket basket bas baa ket and held out a photograph I It was wah entitled A soldier soldier- I every eveT foot of ot him And the kind hearted editor man mantoo mantoo too the picture from Mr lr Powells Powell's j I trembling fingers ers and Inserted it in inthe inthe the paper paper just Just like that I l And the caption was typed In 14 point black Italic lower case 1 |
