Show i Ono One arid and two thirty casee were set for or trIal In JUdge N N. H. H Tanners Tanner's court Tuesday Tuelda This season on of the year car carthe the city attorneys attorney's of office lice Is busy winding up the docket for the Year W. W W. W Yo Lit tie city attorney and ani his office force ran through cases yesterday with the aid ot of JUdge Tanner Hen Bierman who brought a complaint corn com plaint against Morris that the latter had committed ba battery upon him him with a monkey sTench Tench said laid on the stand yesterday afternoon He hit me mc on the head with a monlee mon muon- lee key wrench until the police came Cc you ou tell what instrument it was ho he used 7 asked the attorney Yen yell he couldn't tilt hit a hole In m my head with hi his fIsts cautiously observed the witness Ju Judge Tanner Tannel dismissed the case deI de- de I daring that It was i. i battlo battla rather than a battery and that both complainant and I defendant ought ou to have been arrested for fighting F. F J. J Lewis was fined 25 on a charge of paYing 10 cents for a a. carton or of which was taken talen from the possession or of orthe the American Express company while In transit at the Oregon Oreg-on S Short ort Line depot Jud Judge e Tanner thought that butter at 50 O a pound should not be knocked down to 40 cents a carton Time The usual matinee of jags and filed through the courtroom promising never again You shall eat cat Dv Bv and b by In that beautiful land beyond the sk sky Way up hl high h So sang ane- Industrial Yorkers Workers of the World conducting a meeting at CommercIal Commer Commer- cIal and Second South streets Then one or of their number spoke on the subject Might lIght Is Right S this what what's this asked the officer or of the day ay rum gruffly addressing ahardy u a hardy tar who stood over tIme the prostrate form rm of a fellow on one or of iee Sams Sam's The fhe other fellow was gently gingerly one beautifully tinted eye ce Why hy that replied Jack or of the good right atom arm hur- hur making up a defense e. e that Is fist Rid aid to the Injured One being told at atthe atthe the Salt Lake City nav navy recruiting station sta- sta tion a aTh Th rhe spectacle ot of a respectable citizen who tho shunned ci ler In the Ie keg or glass glassand and preferred tea to coffee cortee as a beverage bever- bever u age e sl slanting alon along the street like a yacht acht beating beating- its Ita way a against a head headwind headwind wind caused one of hl his friends friend to ask what was the trouble I 1 hope you OU have not indulged ed sir Queried the Jobs Job's corn com forter Naw Na w. w sunned the respectable cit elt a. a as he clambered and clawed olon along the edge or of the sl sIdewalk and suddenlY backed to the Inside of the pavement you ou see I got some new union suits stilts yesterday I 1 hurried Into one or of them this morning in n a rush buttoned the timing wron wrong with one button to spare at atthe atthe the top and It gives me mc such a lIt list to port I 1 cant can't walk straight ht Gout thO th wa way cant can't you he added as he almost rammed the tho anxious Inquirer a S S The dentist shook the patient gently on the shoulder announcIng that the referee had blown his whistle the crowd was leaving time the field and the umpire had been burled buried decently In other words word added tIme the professional man to the patient who had had the precious metal pounded Into his overworked overworked over over- worked jaw your our filling Is finished Two dollars please Feebly the defendant arose from the chair and his wan face with the prison pallor still sort soft music please clutched his wallet and unrolled two crisp green ones As he handed time the doctor the money mOnC- mOnChe lie he remarked to the tho wielder er of the forceps Well VeU anyway anwa I have hao not had all m my pains for tor nothing n 1 humbly and everlastingly grateful hI he toned toward th office door |