| Show BRIDES AND BRIDAL TOURS Bab Chats Merrily on the Wedding Functions of the Spring r 0 Season Some Queer Types of Men l I it fCopyrlftlit iSW 1 d The entire city of New Yorlt Is I permeated per-meated lIh the Iater hrlde When h die hadnt happened to be married yesterday yes-terday In this very town and to bo hiding hid-ing her bliss In a big lintel she was married the day before out of town and has come hero to learn how It Is I to be called Mrs nnd to control a man She II la cOnlnced tht enrybody record ber as an old married woman wjiereas she bears the stamp of newly wedded bliss I j ryanm e n IIi finest lIver does the hall mark The h Easter weddings were man but all of a kind I The fashionable 1 bride Is after the Trench stjle She looks as If her wildest dissipation had been I a view of the ecological garden and tho only e bools shc had evcr rr ad had been Alice In Wonderland and those Illustrated Illus-trated by Kate Oreenaway She Is I the most Innocent looking thing that ever deceived a man She Is I married In a hlle tin Iown very hlh 10 the necle with sleeves that fit her arms closely and come In valols fashion far down over her hands while In one hand she carries either a white kid or an Ivory prayer book tramed In lIver and with a spray of orange blossoms tied on It And she looks as If she were frightened to deoth not hecaue he II getting married but because It Is I the thing to have that gentle gazelle scared sort of look at the nccompllhment ot hat you have been aiming nt tor om Ume Aa a plclur nothing could bo more ab olutely delightful It lias had the ef fect ot causing a numbcrOut wicked old men about town to weep bitterly prumably ror their 1088 ot Innocence I love a bride and I pity a bride rrooii He Is I so humble fa slavellke ond so certain to begin In the wrong way The average bride of today who has come to New York on her wedding trip may be found almost any after noon when the un shlneand the un has a fascinating way of shining almost every day drinking soda water and holding on to the oung man who name she condseelld to bear 08 It he were afraid some girl were going to runaway run-away with him Hhe walks him up the treet exactly as If she were exercising s puppy Everything she wears matches so exactly that If you could not tell shi j t r tt uJ ots had lately entered the holy I state of matrimony b the glitter ot her wedding t ring you would know it because hi I gloves and hers are of exactly the amt am-t tint while his scarf Is made out of tIla I piece of the silk that Is combined wl t the cloth In her going away frock 11 does love her 01 She condescends to him as If he had i never been sh yw place before believes as she walks Into I the Waldorf dining room attired In a pale blu wrapper trimmed with white lace ond t Bwans down that tho smiles that greet W tn her are those of approbatl amusement She Is I sup emely disgusted because he there Is I only one he to her his registered them aa Mr John Brown and wife rather than Mr Job Brown and lady and sho telli hit I that If the people at home should se j tht they would know he think mlchty little of her to put her down In black and white In that way The poor wretch t t may endaor to persuade her that what 1j he has done Is I right but she will be < ex ultlngly Indignant for a full hour and the only way he can hrlng her bael to her original state of amiability vfcli be j by parading hr down Ireet etarlllg M with Icr Into tho shop windows and sventually buying her a new bonnet 1 When they gn to walk she cuddles up t to him and the other day after ah t had advised him about the flavor ot 1 his soda water sho noticed that a j tirl was looking at him and she clutch ed one of his hands as If Elie feared he I I Were going to be led astray at once by I ot those one wicked wicked women re a g men She believes sweet Innocent I t te f a g jl Induce the man of her heart to stray I N from her It Is beautiful to ECO her In I I the reading room of the hotel when hoI ho-I ao writing a letter to the people at i i te a I rl i ten It so read aloud to him and for the da I benefit of everjbody around and al I though he blushes and whlpers that I he doesnt think she ought to talk no loud Ehe has him 1 I for the time being o c e 1 I he doesnt even dare nay his soul Is I his own and demand her to keel 1Inee I otten wonder what her next vl to New York will be but general Inquiry I has proved that there Is I no next visit I I 1 and that once he get I hcr homo h nev I 1 or lets br ander trom hr OWn lire t side though for the next 20 jcars she I Joys In telling of what she thought of I the great city Poor soul After all she Isnt a bride but once In her llfcthat Is generallyand It Is I only right and L Just that she should be the person In power when she first appears as Mr John Drown lady She undergoes so many emotions There Is I pathos on her tace at OrantB tomh joy on her coun I V tenance as she clings to Mr IJrowns arm eind gazes at hI animals In the p I patrlatl < tire peiw a rldent I deslri I r aB ga tr her part o gT Star Spangled I uanner wnen she goes down the hay Z to tee the Goddess in Liberty She has quite I made up her mind that John shall go and fight for those poor dear sailors who were killed on the Maine and In j her heart of hearts she thinks how per I I i tectljr lovely It would be to be making I boxes of lint nnd Scotch whisky and pound cake to strengthen him during I the wartime while she pictures him a comlllg back with more gold l lace nnl i button about him than re eer worn oil the Inge 81m never thinks of him as being among the killed Mono of us ever think of trouble on Our wedding I trip It wouhl lose all of Its delight If we did Apropos of wedding trips what do you think uf the latest achievement of the hnnolom young womnn ho beRr Lho title of the Countess of War Ick but ho I commonly knowlI n tho Dabbling Ilrook owing to her propensity propen-sity to tell those thins she ought not to tell and to keep quiet about those thing of which she should niwakf Sho believed In Dr Schenck and she has given confident living proof of the strength of her belief It makes everybody every-body nllch more IlIlereled In rndlng The MIIrne Ouldal latet book In which London eoclty I portrayed n een through clenr clnsc lut hy n cynic Tho eharotr nil repreeent well known people The chief lady villain who Is I particularly villainous In a nineteenth nine-teenth century fashlonls prcttilyenough cnlled by her trlennJ 11e Ioue and the tin lunocent little cronturoInllo cent of all coodI Is said to hao been Intended for Lady Brooke Jmt as her husband Is leputed to represent the late Duke of Mnrlborough while tho par venues who bought their way Into London Lon-don BoelH ore a well known family of HnRllnh birth who made their fortune In the Ncada mines It I tunny how many women omit the getting of their milpr bonnets to tho vry Inst thing and Ihen nre ills atlned with thl11 AB a natllrnl e uence come a bad tempr That doent give a pretty look for it makes the wrinkles come shrivels the skin about tho eyes changes the mouth Into a hideous shape and draws the lips together to-gether after the fashion of a steel puife Every blessed woman had plenty plen-ty of time to get her Easter gown and bonnet but the general one onlj detld ed just what she wanted a week I before and the most obliging dressmaker In the world has not learned jet how when she has COO frocks on hind to rnale each of the COO firsteach becoming I on1 tach It flltlna The martst mllllnr you evr talked to cant to Jp a bonnelilke an omelet nl1 > 1 the cone con-e uenc M I n lot of disappointed women ho complln ot dremal < er nlld mil liners and call them evcrj thing disagreeable disa-greeable covering the alphabet of un > lonant wor trom nlpha 10 mega A dlappolntd Womall I alwaya a great mistake that Is I the one who shows her disappointment She will cry ergo her nose will be red She will be cross ergo her digestion will be out of order She will sulk ergo the man nto hom her heart gocth out will de lert hei tor another woman whoe taco I rathel 1 1m lie even It It should be framed In an old bonnel Men like a woman to be prettllj dressed but above all things they prlr that she should be pleasant So that when It corne to 1 ulky woman and new clotM and a pleanut woman and old clothe they are certain to ihooss the latter Mn hnt ulklnes In n woman They count It as their own prerogative Personally Per-sonally the conclusion I have come to Is I that what a man really IlKw Is I a thoroughly good healthy violent Km per that wean Itsilf out In voids and la ready to be dreadfully sorry afterward after-ward There H I a type of man that likes dl he thrown at him but he Is I special rather than general There Is I another kind I tint Is best governed by a violent i attack of hysteria but with that sort of man the game Is not worth the candle Hut anything either plates or hjslerla lather than milklncss You Imow ht a mania there hns been for Scotch books The mania has not taken me for the Scotch Ian guago I 1 omelhlng he yond me Th other nlsht I was told a story by n Scotchman which requires a translation transla-tion to go 1 with It but which shows the possibilities of the Scotch language It Is said that tho famous Duchess of Gordon Gor-don went Into a shop to bu > some cloth and the following was her conversation with the Scotch shopkeeper ai sne looked look-ed at the fabric she liked Oo Wool Ay oo Yes wool A1 oor All wool1l Ay a oo Ves all wool Aaeoo All one wool A a ae 00 lYe nil one wool What do you think of that l no longer wonder that the Scotch are successful suc-cessful life for any people that are so onomical In their lansuage chopping olr their words In the fashion that the aerage Seotehmnn do mut under otand the noble art 01 vlng to the last dgree Yet I have liked eome Seolthmen Havent you Ah my trlnd you know a wll a i I do that there are charming men i ot all nnllon alllle and jou and I would be very pour types of women It I wo did not rec ognlte their value hen ve met them 1I0w Oh by their gnernl nlene isually though by the tact that they or Intel lely aPlrelatle of your charm and of the charms of |
