Show New Einstein Theory Goes Over Big We Needed It Says Texas Guinan Si Simple as Says Clara Bowl Bow By SANDOR KLEIN United press Staff Correspondent NEW YORK feb leb rIte Pile timely matter of zut zur itchen it- it chen ichen was put squarely today to a group of New Nework ark ork ins and celebrities What do QU think o of Zur Em- Em they were asked ed by a United Press dent When did they arrest him was one response It was explained that Zur Em- Em Is the latest brai braid braid- child chUd Professor Albert Einstein Em- Em stein a theory which may make the law of gravitation as obsolete as horse cars and which Is almost as difficult to understand as it Is Isto isto to get a seat in a a. New York sub sub- way What do I think or of Einstein's theory responded Texas Guinan as she extended a big hand to the information s eker I think its it's about time we had something like that Maybe Ma now the world will be a be a better place to live In What do you ou think The reporter said he Okay son That's the way to Use your our head she retorted Undaunted the tite reporter went to the Paramount movie studios story Oh yes es sure commented Nancy Car Car- i Its so easy to understand lie He must have been the gentleman who invented the timetable A press agent agen overheard the conversation con con- SUck Stick around a. a hil be whispered whis- whis Ive just wired Clart BoW Bo- in Hollywood for her comment give you a scoop Ten minutes later laler the press agent banded hando the correspondent the following fol- fol lowing which lie he alleged was a telegram from Clara herself Yes Ive I've s seen n a few e about the theory in the newspapers Its It's as easy to understand as a directors director's dl- dl rectors rector's mind and as simple as Sanskrit lIa Ha ha or ho hum City han hail was the next stoP Mayor Vall Walker er was too bUsy to discuss science nce his secretary said but lie he did not object to havIng the newspapers say his honor would not contradict Professor Einstein Then the correspondent decided to find out what the the Ne NewYork thought about their namesakes namesake's Zur Feld S Mrs Jacob Einstein ot of East Fifth street s said ld shed she'd read all about the professor but she couldn't understand him If he Is a candidate candi- candi date for congress she said she sio Is sorry sony she cant can't vote for fOl- him becaUSe because be- be caUSe she has already used up last Novembers November's ballot Mrs Rose Bose Einstein or of 2093 Vyse avenue the Bronx listened patiently patient patient- my ly to an exhaustive explanation ot of the theory and then said I No o thanks thank I dont don't want t buy nothing I I F |