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Show Sum Up In the midst of a luncheon party, the young matron heard an ominous crash ! in the kitchen. "More dishes, Mary.'" she called out. "So, ma'am." cam the reply, "less." The modern home is the place where everything stops when the electricity's cut off. That Explains It Pat How come you fat fellows are so easy-going? Fat Well, we can't fight, we can't run. Plenty Proof "Going around with the girls a lot keeps you young." "How come?" "I started going around with thorn four years ago when 1 was a freshman. I'm still a freshman." fresh-man." Sweet Revenge A school teacher was stopped by police po-lice for driving through a red light and was immediately brought before the fudge. "So," said the fudge, "you're a school leather. That's fine. Madame, your Presence here fulfills a long-standing desire. Tor years Ti e hoped to bat' a school teacher standing there. "Sou ," be thundered, "sit down 41 that table and u rite 7 went through a red light' VK) times!" Full Credit "What are all those quotation marks on your examination paper, Jones?" "Courtesy to the boy on my right, sir." Wife (upon receiving a birthday present from her husband) Darling. Dar-ling. How nice! Just what I need to exchange for just what I want. |