Show r b 4 SERIOUS Jo By Dan Don Valentine Valentino r t e greatest show in Salt Lake free of charge l 1 late ate e ery ry ry 9 business day business day afternoon in n nt of the post lice Ice you wan wante want t tc BC e c laughs laughs laughs- y for or free free free- stand at the corner of building rn m 1430 to f fany any week week- an antry and nd d watch witch i try to mailers mail ers without ting Ung out of or ofir t is ir it cars r I Ie I e post of- of UR I I maintains a W al jal d drive drive- r i e- e eDan Dan Valentine I 6 11 for drivers at the corI cor- cor i I of Main and Post Office PIt PL PI ut t t the box is anything but i iThe The box chute is on the side of the windows of bound Abound cars e other afternoon we saw sawa a aset av set businessman get bet tanin tanji tan tan- in ji the gearshift get his hips y ht bt behind the steering wheel rip the shoulder of his coat t jig g to mail a letter through far window of his car in all aU the operation took tooka ti ja d a cool seven minutes of time i e a lineup of impatient t rs in the rear honked st ct t. t e could have alighted from tear car mailed the letters and ed d back in less than than- 30 sec- sec Proving PrO once again that average la American doesn't i how long it takes to do ething-as ething thing as long as he can time Too Late to Classify ch and April are the worst the of the year for the Army and Marine recruiting ofin ofin of- of i in Salt Lake City Its It's the theall theall theall all over o the nation Fel- Fel s just dont don't seem interested in life during these two hs Anybody got a reason Wives With Razors Rogers came in the office other day and cleared up a astion I I tion stion that has been en bothering for tor a long time Why we Ted do wives insist on their husbands husband's razors ed had the answer Women v omen love lo to use things belonging ten en he explained Theres i j ething psychological about j Ted should know He works i t company that makes a safety razor for the ladies only thing Hung I have ha that my i likes to borrow and use use use-is is ispay p pay pa check re e never been so embarrassed y life yule You know what came he e mail email this morning A cat cat- from rom Howard and Co of I go ago They boast on the front We specialize in fitting the fat man The catalog showed dy pair of size size ith ith mermaids on em Reable Rea- Rea j ole eble too Today's Valentine double Valentine today to Earl Hill and A. A Floyd Smith I t i of the blacksmith y- y yf f 5 shop at the Kenty Keny Ken Ken- I ty y r i f rb i tt Copper r r Corp Corp mill at i iMagna who Magna who d deU devote de de- ef e- e f U j I vote their lunch cA hours hours e each a e c h n If J I i w I wor working ki ng d day ay t to 0 i reading from the tl Book of Mormon lormon their fellow I e i idea d e a started several the llis ago and now some 35 to at the mill gather nd d every lunch hour to de- de several minutes of their h i h hour 0 u r to reading the tures inch hour devotions at the theare theare theare are in line with a general generald od nd d around the country for rt devotional periods during ih ch hours The workers say the thee e spent studying the scrip scrip- ts es s gives them added effi- effi cy and peace of mind for the theaon's moons noon's work m the Sad Cynic Says The average woman can read average man like a book book book- ch probably places Errol an n a in the seller best-seller class |