Show Second South T TSam J V VV V Sam Declares An auto top covers a multitude of sins V V C S S WHAT STEVE Steve and Ben One of my tribesmen came in to today today today to- to day and Wanted to know v if IC Perhaps pel Per Per- haps Steve might not be that tha t heie Steve who is said to have t I en tire th Sister of the square four e l- l lU gas KOS U pel out into the Mexican desert W V th th care and antI conviction I J as assured assured us- us the red man of ot the L basin that tha the Steve of oC The Telegram Telegram Tele Tele- gram oly m is a newspaper man engaged in the tho business of or deduction deduction deduc deduc- tion not abduction Have set Ret a aside two hours next Sunday to explain V to my Ute friend the difference lie Ue- tween t the two vocations V UINTAH UTE These rhese breezes are are deligh delightful If It If you jou ou keep your eys eyes open open PAT 1 I CONFESSIONS CONFESSIONS- OF CHLORINE It occurred to me last night that thata a girl ought to be able abie to converse I intelligently on all leading subjects nf of fh the day w en LIh U n I wrestling golf t tennis n j i football tb i baseball and swimming ng so that she sho would not be a total loss when going going go going go- go ing out put into society Like I vias was reading an advertisement and it said aid that one man was a dumbbell dumb dumb- bell because he ha couldn't keep tho girl interested in tho the special qualities ties of dicotyledonous plants whereas where where- whereas as the other young man knew au all about these things and made tho the girl realize e that if they were married he ho would be a source of constant in interest m. m terest across the breakfast table 1 Well I didn't like to call Mr Mo Mo- loney laney up to find out all about swim swimming swim 1 I ming and the other topics tonics of the day as we had had iad a bi quarrel j and I thought he lie ought to be a lesson Cut But ut I it V be excused as it was only i ia a little IMPERSONAL information Well I was after So I did and he saId sid U I. I we will take tako swimming up first and what time will you be ha ready So we we went out to tho the municipal place and Mr Meloney said the big pool poo was tho the bathing r pool and the tho small pool the tho swim swimming swim swimming ming pool So wo we went in in swimming swim swimming swim swim- f. f ming and I dived in bv by mistake And Mr Maloney looked I pointed and said Oh can you swim So I said No and Mr gave me some lessons A. A A- A |