| Show The Chance of Being Killed What n cheerful prospect It Is I to know just when you are going to Ile I killed or seriously Injured In a railroad rail-road accident or steamboat explosion knocked down by a scorcher run down by tt cable or trolley car cm In col llslon with an automobile or a Brook bn l baby carriage struck on the lead with a falling piece of scantling from the forty seventh story of the now building on Toploft row or meet with any other casualty that rings 1 grief to you or joy to your relatives Hut It Is I so easy lo learn the fact The only necessary preparation Is I to consult tho government and general railroad reports And then make your own deductions There Isn t tho slight et requirement ot paying a dollar to Mme Llghtsmlle for a horoscope The horror will be revealed to you by a lit tie leisure study ot certain statistical tables I As the average number of peoplotrax cling killed In train accidents annually annual-ly In tho United States Is I 25 out of 2000 000 tho law and facts state definitely definite-ly that > ou must be killed after You lovo traveled 1500000 miles Now this I may be accomplished In the course of 25 or 30 years by riding on more than three trains a day Naturally It you should only travel on ono from New York to IIaclcn sack N J for Instanceit will bo from 5 to 00 an befoio years your cl anccs are good for being slaughtered Hut after living nearly a century any respects bio person who loves his neighbors Is perfectly willing to die If you should have an earnest desire to bo present at an accident without being annihilated It Is I only required that you travel CIS 000 miles making at least two trips a day An engineer brakeman or conductor will surely meet with a hurt at JIt Some sort ous faft r round trips trarn Itatll east Ico York Chicago to St 0 to itca Ian to Momphl Ioulo Or No lor Or t tit I Ilddl lien nve I chanm fhearlis b ithilf accident a e the Irate or t I b1en pnenger bn pulverized who beige li In I trnnlt h are lormulllllng Ialltlcs but thn 1 lit I chan lor es nM not tor tho g lul minor incident more ehe er III Igrd tu blccll dmonotrled that It h bo devotees 01 the heel Out hunlre on a Sato rday Often Zft You may oou Pared ou Will bo In I It I u lit 1 tho hotels oil SUnday hai Where ill the nut d tunible down upon or lA V hn1 a11he11a1 011 out ot 144fleven o I 01 com In thm consist 11th I I Passing obJect a three Immovllbl I 111 lIght Injuries and mot Itt a tie at 1 erIO u sly hurt Rat 111 lot This rolrno is I lions where both I cyellot entirely to MM era are In i olnte 01 and but UM Tho mlifther 01 cauliS 1 0brJI wildly roulling IV Intoxicated v Wlm ntb Ire Iron a Pleats or eOI11 the Pristshi aoclnllon I N greatly enhVn GU enhanced fact IB never Included In BniJle lItlco tin these special general at t Phenomenal a d OCclan Ac Pelves 10 all eumclnt nil la rn Ihl11 a There I tin ot dtln no httr time ho vet 111 1 aa accident elic never to f In f 101101 thaI au whn nedd proper 111 gI m1I1 t and ent In Millicem tni ch the space ot 11 monlh or I Weekly tor 11 the latter II al any time You houhl count 9060 oyclIlIIlnd stop la t You all opportunity to do ink wont hit wile hall promld to unless Your Proall4od rnret si 31 when ou at t tz OU you can tturod not the < Iek sn spot happily tore she oppeorS1t In I so Btrlke 4 b Inevitable prior to the Vanilla I 9 01 the last that woman one 01 tho mn or cold corpse except In numbr Jllly or 111 be Augol II You tire In tile habit or across he ruOOlns Iond l1q the litlabil generally called It Ill I belil 10 I certain tennr and retain her Iott a especial hlrot 01 as YOU chances 01 blnlt shlpwroiti Passage i for the up In a boiler explosion or blosta bv the cook 01 Inc vessel 10 allossinaia have given your constant uhtch foil Me exceedingly small when comS OOI11PorM with the dire posMbllllles that may it 1 tend you If you take n different bit for every voyage But under no conditions visit a ai IInry Blor You all IOU may attend how I lth Perfect a 11 chances of being bitten fearlemimpogfle are only ono I u 11000000000 this Is I another liZJ where 13 Is I an unlucky numberyal may visit tool theater without M a trV I as to your safety slide up and doni an elevator all day long still With I xA prospects I of becoming a grandfithti and take n trip on lie aerial ralm over the Chllkoot pass with calm PpiA l > Imlly i but If you go Into one ot those lens of trade tvhere hits and lot is it r bonnets are created It Is I likely to It you 13 still tho fatal figure ua Hit Is I enough to kill some men or at lent I break their hearts and Pocketbooks But after all the majority of the peoplo dlo In I bed This may be or mar not be a consolation 10 the nervous ant I dejected |
