Show o oBy By Steve l an Ij J William F P. P Kyne Newhouse Hotel City 1 My Dear Bill First Bill First all allme allo allos me to congratulate you up upon n your four victory in the racing law la litigation Of course it doesn't make a bit of difference to m me whether they race in fn Salt Lake Lak City or in but somehow or another I t hate to see laws made by the duly elected legislative bad bod of this great commonwealth only to be unmade by people who thinK thin that the Almighty has appointed them to be guardians of theT brothers' brothers actions 1 M MIt It seems funny but when r re restrictive laws are put on the statute books i i rave that It Is the will of the people and must st y there here Then when the same legislative legis alive body puts a liberal law Q the books they declare that it f fl ra invalid unconstitutional derogatory derogatory tory immoral and must be halted by some twist or quirk in legal les phraseology Therefore Bill aj as the racing law is the law of ot the thil people Im I'm glad it w Wl i upheld In connection with horse races race's races Joe Smith a press agent for dog doj races dropped In on me from Lo Los Angeles yesterday He discussed his pet sport and mentioned tha thi that in Butte Mont l pari are an conducted on dog races Then h he asked me if It I ever bet on dogs jj I replied that I did You kno know Dill Bill Ive I've never seen a dog race b bu bustill bustill still I wasn't tell teIl ing a lie Ive I've bet on a lot of dogs dogs but but they were wen were all entered In horse races 4 STEVE 1 GREATER MOVIE SEASON nappy expression on w io girl taking her first bath in water c- c MAKING A NAME FOR j I OURSELVES Steve Steve Its Its It's about time this c col column column col- col l lumn of ours was being named Here it is two we weeks ks since o ou r contribution to the world w wa was launched and no one has yet offered a suggestion that meets with the approval of the office boy 4 Ben You Ben You state the problem al altogether at al together too simply All that j js js necessary as you put it is to g get geta a new office boy i JI Steve Steve Steve-If If only someone would woul have a happy idea J Ben Prohibition Ben Prohibition if I must to touch ch chupon upon your favorite topic of drawing drawing room conversation has almost pr pre eluded dueled that possibility Steve Which Steve Which reminds me ma that we have an engagement tonight Ben How Ben How quick you are to ass associate asso 1 ideas It is is one of your most moi charming qualities jj Steve Steve But But to get back to to Ta jf a name What will we call it i Ben Well Ben Well all the good names name that I think up you tell me ha hay hae e eb b been en used before such as The Con Conning ning Tower Next to Reading Mater Mat Ma ter The Quipping Post Sharps an and Flats Fiats The Once Over and A Lino Line Lin 0 o Type or Two jj Steve Well Steve Well I am not sure t that at they have been used before A All that I told you was that th the they sounded familiar J Ben Ben Alas Alas It is futile to pros pro's prose cute I didn't get any of them ther copyrighted Steve Steve Now Now here is a letter which which suggests that we call it and Benders It had never occurred to me that we were offending th the olfactory sense tense 5 Ben Nor Ben Nor to me But possibly some of our clientele are more mor sensitive than say in i a meat packing plant Steve Steve Steve-Do Do you mean to insinuate that I or you or both of us ar are lacking in in the more refined sens As you should know w ware we weare Ye are men of the most cultivated cultivate tastes j I Ben Ben U Unfortunately Ben there is n no question about it As you know like an argument I Steve Steve Steve-Do Do they have the sam same difficulty in in naming a baby I I Ben Not Ben Not always Sometimes Sometime there is a rich relative who settles settle the question 1 3 Steve Well Steve Well if f some kind old m mil millionaire mii wants to name this column colum after himself I shall have no objection ob to make I j Ben Ben It It is worth more than shiny new dime to extend tha thap p privilege ri v i I eg e. e Steve Steve Steve-Don't Don't Dont you ever have an aT ideo ides ide's Is Ben Ben Dont Don't Dont you ever have an ideas j Steve Steve Steve-It It seems that we are stud stuck for a name We haven't any ideas idea Ben Neither Ben Neither have motion pic iC tures but they have names Silence for ten minutes Steve Steve Steve-Oh Oh Well Welts Ben Ben Oh Oh Hell Curtain |