Show i If e i. i S V V SEND SEND JN IN A A B v Y NAME FOR 1 THIS COLV COL COL- V Steve V AND ND an thi thiV V V Ben Copy Reader Esteemed Trib City Dear Sir Sir Youve Youve You've probably he heard rd about the traditions traditions' of the newspaper news paper aper game and the spirit of oC fraternity fraternity fra fra- fra that prevail among its slaves I hope then that ou won wont won't t think it a violation that spirit if I give you a little friendly friend friend- ly Iy hint about a head that youve you've written that is all out of ot line It seems seems as though the other clay day a young fellow named Russe Russell Rus Rus- se sell Pett was sitting In a car With Witha a girl friend and what they were doing is nobody's business whop a bold robber stepped up and relieved them of 8 50 Now t tie the e next day 10 lo and b out comes your great moral Journal journal journal Jour jour- nal with a head Petting In auto is expensive game game That was terrible Surely ev even n nan an old duck cluck like you who knew when a 5 cent 5 cigar was a cigar elgar hasn't lost his sense of values to that extent things were vera different in your days but man oh man its It's worth more than 1150 in any car in any town nowadays and instead of expensive why expensive why Its It's cheap at twice the pi prIce Your fraternally STEVE P P. P S S.-J S. S. J st about the only ex ez excuse ex excuse cuse you have is that you probably probably proba bly didn't didn t know know th the girl S. S OR THE ASH CANI CAN I read the announcement of your great contest in in which you invite suggestions to solve the perplexing per problem of disposing of I ashes in m a situation where for instance Mrs I has forgotten to provide ash trays in m the drawing room of her Fifth avenue residence writes Moonshine 1 Mike It seems to me that tr the trie J whole matter is v very ry simple Jf If If V there arent aren't any ash trays just nonchalantly nonchalantly nonchalantly non non- flick the ashes in in the cuspidors A S S SNow Now that the political pot is Is' boiling the Political Editor of ot The Telegram has promised the a lot of political Jokes The rho first will be the list of ot candidates S S S Latest reports are that J. J W W. Stringfellow the Democratic coun county county coun ty chairman has predicted that th the Democratic candidates will capture all of the offices in m Salt Lake V county Latest reports are ro that J Jesse le B B. B Sharp Republican county chairman has predicted that the Re Republican candidates will capture al all of ol the tha offices in m Salt Lake county Pat CONFESSIONS OF CHLORINE CHAPTER 2 V i My first bathtub party what with i ithe the attending publicity and excitement excite excitement V ment nearly proved my undoing undoing- I was ten days old at the time and arid had I but realized the grave consequence consequence consequence con con- sequence of this my first misstep I r would have been saved many an hour of anguish and despair What need to g go Into the morbid de details details details de- de tails of the whole shocking af affair affair af- af fair Suffice to say that I was nearly ruined when I wa was 1 pulled out of my my- first chlorine bath Of ot course the papers played it up up as asan asan I an attempted baby suicide Continued tomorrow i OUR DAILY NEWS E STORY I AS IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN An unidentified man found lying I Ion on the street from a fractured skull concussion of the brain two broken legs and serious internal injuries was rushed to the emergency hospital this afternoon where he was questioned at length regarding his eligibility to receive treatment The principal point at issue issue was whether his injuries were V due to an accident in public or through carelessness in private The victim the privilege of phoning counsel which was accorded accord ed him Upon the arrival of f Ns U attorney the case was set for in in investigation in- in V V on August 31 T This Tiis is matter having been satisfactorily settled the tho victim died I vs Si VS A r i |