Salt Lake Telegram | 1926-05-16 | Page 21 | Tom Sims Says

r i r- r Tom Sims ims Says 1 Some women omen get divorced ant anc live live Ive happily ever after after ater man k ir iT Army's tys going oln to use airplanes Hilling tilling mosquitoes c. c but they but they dont don't row groW quits quite that that- big bl here T More Moe than people murdered murdered murdered mur mur- dered In this country last year and only a a. few lew of them were boot- boot eggers The These are the he days w when whan n the really eally efficient photographer er adds bathing suits to his equipment What What do- do dApril April sh showers bring Why that's e easy easy bring sY bring May lI y floods I must do do something to reduce my overhead expenses said the theman theman man as he her paid for his wife's Easer Easter Easter ter lidIt's lid j er Its It's so difficult to keep a good goodman man or a good weed down Pedestrians hive the th-e law of or the theland Tend land ort on their side but the motorist has the laws of or physics Lots lAts of ot beer arguments In con con- con con- grass ress Most of the congressmen seen to ta be at rh ads Most lost t fools s o are self made men lo heI wo worries f about her figure figure fig- fig ure re at home Itle le father worries at ban bank about bout his figure o- o tho the When starting trouble remember remembert It t takes much longer to end it The Indians were almost as dangerous dangerous dangerous dan dan- a as autos autos are t now Coffee CoUce is unhealthful A Chicago man n who hit his with a percolator percolator per- per will be in for six months A r girl has has- about 15 dresses dresses- But sh she always alwa's s seems ems to toe he e almost out of or every everyone one of or them hem The best thine to give a sea- sea ck ma roam man I is an ar Island n A bird bird- birdin In the b n t is tw n ih fork f April showers V rs r 1 ti 1 r