| Show I It er k NOTHING i SERIOUS By Dan Valentino Valentine FLYING CONS Intes Intes In In- tes at the Utah State Prison n a track meet at the Point he Mountain Memorial yf Y nd d from the theof theof of some o of a records hung hungt t during the thet E Et jt t the fences high enough the pe penal in in- tion L t h Il he e winning winnin g Y t in the till high r rp ip p p event was iere ere 5 ft it 1 In I y enough lear the first Dan Valentine j I e e and the time for the mile I was was as a slow 6 minutes 28 seef see see- i i I Ir I f r course this mile run was out but anyone chasing the run- run which probably accounted he slow time There are old old- rs es rs at the prison who willi will h that some of the boys I Id d knock off a minute four-minute c on an open stretch with a ae ae ae e after alter emI em cm ir c security reasons there was 1 ole ible vault aulL eI e event at the prison I I t tl t I nv ow I know what a tourist i is i. i s 's s the fellow who can make eft hand eft-hand ltha hand d turn at 2nd South Main and Main laIn and get awa away it It if J. J f I 9 STUFF T The ii e out at the L D S Hospital J Iother other day sat down with ait a I J il it and a couple of oC reams oCr of oC j r r and figured out just what O 0 es 5 the institution tick 1 e results are arc somewhat on J astounding side For example 4 you you ou know that the L D S Hos- Hos luses gallons of oC w water watery ter I day y and more than h half of salt daily to soften the ther fr f r 11 addition the hospital uses y 24 hours hours kilowatts of cubic feet offen of ofen fen en n more than 1000 gallons Hel iel el oil and an average of 15 I t I Of coal 0 I E E PERFECT HUSBAND th the roving editor of Seagull official weekly paper of the Clearfield I J Supply Depot roamed id d d the base and asked ems ernes em- em es s what they thought a per fis husband should be re e are some of the answers I I rt Orland J. J Fackrell says I I husband should be I I considerate minded broad-minded understanding b Hunter is more tHe He says The one sure way wayman wayman wayman man to be a perfect husband have a perfect wife an n Thomas says one of the d I important attributes of oC a act act ct husband is to shave I dayen day dayen II I It ren en Hayes says a perfect hus- hus will c not think about the theirl theirl theirl irl friends ih th Moore says a perfect hustis hus- hus fis is the thc man who tries to toi stand his wife's moods at jat last one has put morein more morein morein in the booby hatch than all allars i pars ars ars of the world since time timet t my hat goes off to Lenagar Lena Iena Lenagar r gar gar ar who admits A woman Ii lot to do with whether or i ler er husband is a perfect husi hus- hus i J Today's 1 f Valentine long ton ong o overdue Valentine today ss Mary Nary Mayne mechanical architectural tural drawing teacher teach teach- r jf-r- er cr at East High 1 tt School jJ 4 An n instructor i ifor I r f for more th than n I tJ 48 years ears Miss 1 i i Mayne is 5 one of I 1 1 i t those I rare t teach teach- I 1 j ers rs w who loves a l U subject a and n 11 d this love lo to her stu- stu the he past several decades she v rr ione one one much to foster a love Jove lovee 4 ue e architecture and a love Jove drawing in theof the theof of her hr East High students d id many of these students l I I gone sone out in the world to toa a name in m the construction architectural l fields I n the Sad Cynic Says I nd d I can remember r back Lack to old days when a man roan would er be right rigid than be t tf 4 I |
