Show BAB GOSSIPS OF SUMMER RESORTS The Difficulty of Pleasing the Average Woman and Undesirable Phases of Country House Life C pyrigbt Iteri The time line I new com when lovely woman having Plainfield ta folly In the way of leaving ettrylhlnir too Into li I searching for a summer lace She Canada 1 iildebatiki and Stands 10 all the rallrolili for those lumihleli that d le 1 crlLachcpnn4noelytarnlhounen She answers aderlliemenli by the hundred hun-dred and the u I wllllnr In take everybody every-body ndvlce aa to when the ll I to abide durlna the Ionic iiimrner da 1 > a PhI la Ph-I uncertain at to whether It It I the mountain or me nlr thai the want HIM claims n Positive contempt for a big hotel but nothing will Induce her to go Into A Immune houie The kind of place 1 the wants li I In reality the one which U I runt door to h enabtolule ly I the Ideal 1 In the tint place It mint be near nouEh the oily for the father of the tribe to rom out Friday evening and remain until Monday morning Then It mint ho l too far from the clly for all ne t tour relations to dime down and I nand the day The room mutt be omfenable and > el the doeen pro HIM 10 pay the price thai the landlord lemande Hhe would prefer to be near i lake because the would like the boy in learn the difference between an eel 1 ind a raltleinake and yet the would ike In be far enough from the bake to retent there being a funeral In the mildly Hhe wished IhI Catalyst to learn In wlm Iml the nil a lort of an Idea Hint n learning Ihla accornpllthmcnt they ouM better twin In the bathtub Hhe doetn I know that the little Ilkei have been swimming field many a day Still hat they learneil In what misfit le l e Called a practical fathlonthil I I ta SAY the biggest boy threw the littlest one In the water and warned him If he didnt Swim ta photo he would not anly drown but ret a thrashing Then the would like an arldocralle nelehborhooj neighborhood where there are tome nice acing follows whore who-re likely la Inherit Mine goal old ducali but It music b < the sort of place 1 where aristocracy and thabblneM KO band In hand since on account or the war the must economise and the dill hate Lt la wear tail Peasants frocks fixed 00 Then the tunic ai If the had a tonxliiic ta net where the would be free from the bondage of tervanti and 1 able lot her dinner ai If the were an Independent woman Ha the travels for hours on a hut day over a dusty road only I to find that alverlliementi da not always picture thlnn aa they are and thai the country home to beautifully deecrtlwd dnt compare for cool new with her own haute In the city Then the free ravortlnc around trying to findS find-S reeling piece where there li I country air Trunk Koodneee you can have plenty plen-ty of that without being charged extra for every mouthful plenty of Bran mountains at the back of It water not very far from It frost butter and vegetable veg-etable milk from a cow and not from a tin can and chlekent that were not wllneMe of the late O Wajhlnxlona will It It almost unnereeearjr ta pay that thin Mace la I nor found but etery Worried woman among ua looks fur It very summer shads bitter trap over the unrellahlllty of printed ileicrlptlon and then troll off to the beat place that the ran gel and tries ta be hap If here la I anybody In the world who know a rather lonely and somewhat lorn place where they know how la moke corn bread serve chickens fried In gravy after the Mar I land fashion make a good cup of coffee And I where permltilon li I accorded one ta don ai d-on pleases to read when one pIn pI-n < 1 not la gel too Intimate with the family unless one aa desire lei her or him write to me I don pretend la say there are not such plaivi I only lay that somehow or other we donl teem to find them und yet we dont demand much The average country boarding housekeeper house-keeper taker a dislike to I the woman from Urn my who ham come ta rt She objeiti fiercely la your wearing a cloth skirt ii shirt wait l lying In a namrmx k and reading Hhe thinks II li I your duty nt a Chrlitlan ta bring along all your heit frocks to show them to her to tell her haw much they coat and who made thorn and then when the usual fair la I II yon she prefer Ihul you hould dress aa If you were going lathe la-the opera far then her special human hum-an whltper la her Oh I Say Marthy clot them city women wicked I showing their necks that way and their anus all barel I rail II perfectly undwenll And before the minister tool And the lady who entertain a few guests for a CN IlIon rays In response w11I Well Mien you have teen ai mu h nt the world t ai I bonI onto Plaid nearly two week In I New York illy you will know that ai bad nt these wo non look they might lie I wane And you hoar title doubtful profile Hut when n arty 110 ta n farmhouses end I lie around on the grate and In hammocks and read and Play with the thickens and land out exacty how much Intellluenco a turkey line and If You devoted a month to studying a turkey ai I one did you auld know that he has a lot more rents than men I will tell you why name day lout that nil be another story and dnlt near fancy clothes I and ore not overanxious tamnihle I Dielr I family affairs lo ihe lady l who Just tu w polite bar taken them In In more Promote than one well ton Bush an In 1n4nl 1 i rood aa bit I there It I but lit tic Interest and they are counted mighty queer lily the bye holt woe II ever itarlelt I dont mean a tummer boarding I house It I mean an Idea Whoever stoned the i Idea that the summer girl oar cheap rnmn Hhe li l a delutlon and a Ponce On account ac-count of the buy all I being off to file i war the hat concluded I to may I In lawn 1 part of tile Summer and the rente I quenre Ii I that where the average young I man used In Pool her from Friday until Monday he It now In duty bound ta trot her off lo I gel fresh air every night of her life the fresh air Including naturally nat-urally enough the hearing of tome pleaeanl muilc the drinking of rome thing cool and the nbrarpllon of her perial ilHIghl Ice I cream Hhe doeen Imitate to tell him Just the sort the lkM which ban cherries and citron and I lnrapple In It with a touch of mrdlal nl field kind of Ice I cream con only begot be-got at the moil exnenilve thop In town you know she wouldn dare treat the man the li I In lave wllh In this 1 fashion for like every other woman I i who Ii I under l M good 1 looking and well dreewl there In l file man the I lovea and 1 the man who levels I her Uf the nl tail the makes a Piave 1 lie lied her thoe whldi have n nasty fashion of raining untied I on every third block and now when the reclines lo wear a ready made lie he Ii I expected to fee on hand In arrange I her wart llelwren you and I me unless rtI the I hat both a daytime and nn evening young man he will rebel ale li iong suffering and line great Uleny but I the aummer girt Haying In lay a and with a eamlng for nine music still flattery will critters him In n Plate of ulplnen and nlll will ay aa 1 result of her wlrkediieea he r > lil for linked up on the street and thrown Into an rift barrel bar-rel for her constant treading upon him will I make him look like a dltabled doormat door-mat Then there are excursions and when a summer girl cue on one the wants everything She want popcorn and her picture taken Cable chants her fortune total and to tee the fireworks the wools ta go In bathing and then the la I mad 1 because her hair la I taken out of crimp and from the very minute the leaves the city until the telt hark the wants to eat 1rorn marthmallani lo Sardines And from beer lo d 1Illm taR tar all U I grist that cornea la I that mill Personally Personal-ly I I attribute It M the fact thai the wean a shirt and lets her stays out until un-til she la ai the darkles lay Olden ta Clusters She would like to iU > the doesnt think really nl e i 40 it I It on an uiunlon Iwal nn having mado in unfirtu j r pen I all hln nntry til all h aA I time the overeat rut little minx All the way home and la no natty that kind of a girl can be h I r had not met the exclusive One Hun Uri and Ilfly Now you knew how different tl 111 hiu I had thought II would heuh t tt fnn ntl lie b1 hoped that r n i a I he could Ml up A toes l lo her a J t > I laude and Taullne act I I which I ilnr wnul I IH I their lulu i while he would tell her about h n I II 1n Ullht blllona and what be triiilmt Ih u would bring lo him In the n a lice little wife Hut chat ha i i entirely Inn mod 1 a lime Ir a s If II were his I fault that tin V were not there to add dignity C1 comfort and lo allow the r1 IS I Pie on boar I what ao arty rand lt and 1 yet to debaiM U I Ihnl > ur I to intensely deemed lo her that l i aleadutely lake her on anulhrr olon On my w tarn of honor I doe II ri that the An rln mn Is I nl n If nut III treat I and awe toot I 1 In the world Of < nurse wo Lose a tut once In anhlle sad usually lu I eat time brings out nil the fretfulnr t wnn 1IlIlun Just at It D II by Its tunthlne li mnk Ihll kin ian a i 1t man come to the surface aa thor f th-or star the gross nil closer the t ui ry metlmei I wonder what wo or Irt i fill about H It usually bee I OUr it red i a change Homttlmea WE arc fr I lb I round our livers are wrung t > n S i want a change of doclora 1Im ir i we are fretfull 1 nut lltci are kt In the back of our fnrku th less t t I a change of lpnmtkru HI n i i we are fretful Simply Corrals K LTI lazy then for a change we want b ir ry a hM 1 AIIIIII half n diy H m n we are fretful hirauie we ar n then we want n chaos of enta I on IA we tared a man to onII I oils ui Sometimes oar are fretful n au i let weather docent ramc up In I urI ir tenons ur-I then we want r < i r ad n i how hot It la I il iwn In IP101 rlii en J the oldlcr Iwn I and how Id II k the Klondike among Ihe c11 it lImllln W If Iolrul b u I body cite li I then vu want a I I our own pinion of tIn I In Stand In front of Ih I kin i > make a how I to the opp nIC > r now 114 mil the reflection a f nut Polar I < vt arefretfut I donl know naiilj why we are fretful Ve with no UI 1 never been tarn or that hating l > ea i learn we had been the happy r tr of strawberry marks that w ult pn > claim ue at prlncriuea or that when it were born we had been rhangej i e birth or that being pirllculatly ceiW we wonder whether lIher toll orb mu cares rr its It a a nasty tort of a mood II nmi la You and II comes to Clot e Rom tlnui Its atmotph sometimes Ita c crobea but I rather think II Ii I original IQ We wont to pray for omo It care enough for ui to home ui out of fIt f-It IVnwnilly I I am willing to hope lost the next lime I get fretful tomo kill hearted liter who lint at Coot III courage and a railroad pail will c mla m-la New York and lit he can find n n give a mental and physical IhraMilncli IIAU |