| Show l NOTHING t SERIOUS 1 By sy Dan Dans Dan's Valentine t's ts s 's s amazing what a billion doldo dol dol- do- do twill will do to a persons person's t on ion few columns we rc report report- art art- that at a reader reader figured out should take f railroad I f to ft J cars TS rs carry 4 on on sil silver y sirs rs verJ i iw o bw w Charles ell 1345 1315 Ro St St St. says say's s ta a billion sil- sil 1 A r dollars laid f to end would f etch s or r 1 almost 2 X d the world Dan Valentino Valentine lI phe e equator r that wasn't enough Fl the next mail came a nota- nota i from Frank Dubois S. S st reporting that if a billion ers ars ars were laid on top of each eacher eacher eacher er er the stack would tower 1815 Ps es ss in the air rank k says a silver dollar is I ut ut of an inch thick I n ri unknown calculator called to tort oft rt it that it would take a five- five truck frock to haul a billion a-billion dollars bills f J Long Distance ong Distance Excuse he Lie Utah National T Guard now nowa nowra fa ra a ruling that if a member jes es s five meetings during the f the he will be automatically red reed reed re re- re- re ed d to the local draft board for lible induction bout but bout the only excuse excusa that is for missing a meeting personal note from the phy- phy Ln in advising that it was impost imp os- os t for the guardsman to attend arrant Officer Donald L. L Meton Mc- Mc Ic- Ic l ton n of the Engineer Bairn Bat Bat- rn n arrived at a meeting last k k- kHe He was halfway through roll call when he was called to phone It was an apologetic sted man from the outfit outfit tele tele- tele ling from Los Angeles saying wouldn't be able to attend the that evening t Diet Diet ore than fat folks haved have d for the Fat Boy diet If i it one loses 10 pounds in the two weeks weeks that that will be a fl 1 of pounds going out Salt Lake vamoosed ed d. d Or 60 solid ions Lons ons Are doing your part is rs s. s Dolores Robbins Bobbins says she her lier husband on a diet He is iscer ocer ocer she writes and he can without my knowing it but it-but but etter not c e even e have a reader from land on the diet Her name orothy L L. Latson atson Watson and she IC 3 jin in Catonsville Md Her uncle oseph seph Mansfield over at the thee ie e department and she's the ther r r of Edward Watson a c chi chief h i e f frd rd lQ d at the Salt Lake branch of Federal Reserve Bank the ike Magee ed editor tor of the Utah e Prison magazine sends in his l lest st for a batch of Fat Boy Boyne Boyrie Boyrie rie ne counters errie rrie Theobald has a bet on oni i L II her boss Broker Brok r Lyman mer that she will lose more in 18 days than he will ill Gerrie s she is helping the diet along not ot using salt I Today's Valentine r P o 0 Mrs Irvin Hull E E. E South who is chairman of all allE E volunteer services ices for the 23 American Red RedCross RedCross I pI Cross for S Salt a I t t Lake County rp 1 ri She is also the tI chairman n of the t Utah State Hos- Hos f 6 r. r i A petal pital Council and lit 1 her hours da day 4 or or night night are are als als alys al- al ys s open for charity work She Sheps Sheps Sheps ps her Red Cross volunteers king like a smoothly oiled male ma- ma le and Ie-and and she always alwa's has time timea a quiet smile and a kind word all suppose we should give Mrs 11 the Valentine for her Red ss work worl rut Jut I think she deserves it more iT r being able to be in active rge o 0 over v e r 14 subcommittee and and making them all tented at the same time hat Chat is a task and so a Valene Valenti Valen- Valen ti e e. e to you ou Mrs Hull Sam the Sad Sed Cynic Says 1 I wonder what happened to lose 1050 n missing ss-ing ss 17 parking parkin meters 1 i downtown s street t r e e t s s maybe s-maybe maybe bc ajor Sheridan ate ale em |
