Show MY OPINION By Walter Wolter Kiernan Kiernon Privations of war already are upon us Were We're going to lose our pants cuffs again They say its it's lose our pants cuffs now or lose our pants in the next police action No one ever will vill know how much wool was saved in the last war by having the tailor in the ready-made ready store cut four inches of material off each pant legg and throw it away But things arent aren't too serious yet We Ve still dont don't have the slicing bread-slicing ban That was the one that saved wear on the steel bread already installed at the bakery and sent millions of housewives out looking for steel bread knives to use in the home Figures weren't published but we are believed to have saved several pounds of steels and lost only a few ew thumbs For some sonic reason no one in government ever claimed authorship of that magnificent cent idea but the creator is believed to have gone on later to the manufacture of flying saucers |