Show NOTHiNG SEROUS SERIOUS By Dan Valentine I I v Any An y Salt Lake veteran with a aAn av a 1 back yard yard and a little extra a ney can make a private dream dreg m 1 come true 1 He can buy a a 1 railroad t troop r roo o 0 p a car for his ow own n 1 personal use 0 Of f i y course the c car carwill ar r 1 y will be without t wheels and under unde r frame but th the e i S' S dirty old seats seat s R w will i be there th the e i E kf-i kf W worm 0 r m y woo wood d I t s P paneling and th the e 5 fir f f initials In m th the e 5 f smoking 1 UnS ung- ung room t. K i 11 1 r o 0 y y was wa s Valentino Valentine here and Jack Jac l lEl k c m m. m El Paso will be intact J 1 to Done Dotu I 9 0 owns the cars a lot of World Worl 3 30 r r veterans should be interested y hese are the same coaches that tha t A sported soldiers from coal coast t coast coast- coast Soli And nd as any veteran will tell you ame of the lower ver ranks in th the e j my ny y were were jammed in those thos e mighty tight Sj t would be worth the mone money buy the car just to feel ho how I 1 would be to have a seat scat without t ne e sergeants sergeant's feet in your face fac facet e 51 f t youre you're not interested in of old I Sop Op coaches Doug also has DIJ o D oge 3 1 IJ ge e stock of gas masks fo for fOI r ses es these are from World Worl I 51 kr ir r I. I if I 1 tn L A Royal Audience Royalty doesn't make GIK Boric nork hi alt It Lake poster postel man nervous a at t t Hes He's had a former r L Austria Austria peek out behind a pal- pal 1 curtain and watch him hint post circus posters jj t happened about 50 years ago Vienna that was when Vien- Vien I vas a city of song not a cut P gyp tinder box of oC intrigue and dip- dip thrusts Ar Ir Bork was teas advance man for Barnum Barnum and Bailey Y circus l it to play a three-month three in Vienna Gus arrived before 1 I troupe to plaster the town h i gay and daring posters of circus One afternoon he was wasY Y pasting posters on a fence oss ss from the imperial palace noticed a crowd gathering and looked up to see Emperor Franz ef of looking out the window ater court attaches comment- comment that hat the emperor was very cry im- im with Mr tr Bork's Borks efficiency efficient skill skill Today's Valentine To o Mrs Edward A A. Coltharp a a a 1 a a 1 1 f r t i i I t 5 5 c I t t e e I t I o D 3 1 r t r 1676 E E. 1st South who has vola volunteered vol vol- to conduct a child-care child class for expectant expect- expect vr r-r-vr- II jant ant fathers next 41 4 d da week under the I 3 sponsorship 0 of f f I the American I i aRed Red Cross m. IV IVf A veteran at r. r these mother and andt 1 I child care courses cours- cours H 1 es Mrs firs Coltharp is a brave woman to have the nerve to tackle the education of an expectant father There is probably no more nerous ner- ner vows ous individual in the world than thane thana a father who is about to have a baby Whee Wheel Look at Em Go Salt Lakes Lake's flying flying- h saucer set had an added thrill the other day dayI I when Ken Arnold of or Boise Ida dropped into town Ken is the fellow who pioneered seeing flyt flying fly- fly in ing g saucers gHe He saw his first flying saucer in 1947 and has seen several saucers since Since there is very little money I in flying flying- saucers at the present I time Ken sells fire equipment to tomake make a living liing But flying saucers are his big interest I He says he has motion motton pictures of actual flying saucers in flight i Strange to the thc vast ast say majority ma ma- of Salt Lakes Lake's flying saucer I fanciers believe the whirling contraptions contraptions contraptions con con- are from another planet Kens Ken's wife has also seen several se flying saucers and she agrees with her husband that the whirling discs I are interplanetary Isn't that amazing a a wife I agreeing it with iti her husband Wedding Wisdom Now that the June brides have safely snatched tI their ir hu husbands it i iI j I safe to to release this wedding lore j For example did you know that that that- I Wedding edding the I rings are worn on third finger of the left hand be because because because be- be cause the ancients thought a vein ran from that finger direct to the heart In the old caveman days it was the best mans man's duty to stand I j I i I and fight the girls girl's relatives while I 1 the groom dragged the gal away by her hair r In the old days brides used to throw their stockings stockings stockings stock stock- ings instead of tossing away the bridal bouquet as they do nowadays now now- I The word word trousseau II I is derived from the French word which means a bun bun- I die dle And as any good brides bride's father will attest a trousseau still costs a bundle of dough Sam the Sad Cynic Says SaysA A bride is usually a young lady who is tired of working for a living but hut still doe doesn't nt want to go on relief |